time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2718.json

{"topics":[{"id":"548fabeb6368720b66590700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Best armour\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120621192503/fallout/images/d/dc/Elite_riot_gear.png!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"548fabf66368720c8f060e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fab6e6368723514500d00#post_548fab6e6368723514500d00\r\n2?\r\n[spoiler]!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Jingle_All_the_Way_2_poster.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nalsoPOODATCOOKIEDAUN","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548fac3363687266d5500c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fabbf6368727ced720600#post_548fabbf6368727ced720600\r\nNot that far.\r\nStill blowing up towers, killing French men and fighting 20 guards unarmed.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"548fac436368722b47bb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fabbf6368727ced720600#post_548fabbf6368727ced720600\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fab4b63687208d9010900#post_548fab4b63687208d9010900\r\n\r\nHow far are you in?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fab6e6368723514500d00#post_548fab6e6368723514500d00\r\n\r\nWhy not go all out evil and put the Star Wars Holiday Special?[/bq]\r\nAt this point you're just giving me ideas.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548fac6b63687210d4a00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fabeb6368720b66590700#post_548fabeb6368720b66590700\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131117181009/p__/protagonist/images/7/78/Shaider.jpg!\r\nCan it be beamed onto you in less than a millisecond?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"548faca86368723591900900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was recently chased by a group of mercenaries so I led them to the guards and made them do the fighting.\r\nSuddenly, everyone is fighting around me and I could just casually l9ot the dead.\r\n\r\nAlso, one thief with a butcher knife is stronger than seven guards.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"548facaf63687208b3fd1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fabbf6368727ced720600#post_548fabbf6368727ced720600\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fab4b63687208d9010900#post_548fab4b63687208d9010900\r\n\r\nHow far are you in?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fab6e6368723514500d00#post_548fab6e6368723514500d00\r\n\r\nWhy not go all out evil and put the Star Wars Holiday Special?[/bq]\r\ni can actually survive that, if it comes with rifftrax","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"548facb363687233ef070d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Watching friday the thirteeth 3\r\n1: I want to attempt sex in a hammock one day\r\n2: after jason makes his first kill he just walks off all normal like \"Well there's that done\" ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548facc263687277f5c40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fabf66368720c8f060e00#post_548fabf66368720c8f060e00\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fab6e6368723514500d00#post_548fab6e6368723514500d00\r\n2?\r\n[spoiler]!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Jingle_All_the_Way_2_poster.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nalsoPOODATCOOKIEDAUN[/bq]\r\n\r\nNO! THAT'S NOT REAL!!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fac436368722b47bb0200#post_548fac436368722b47bb0200\r\n\r\nAnything for a happy holiday\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fac3363687266d5500c00#post_548fac3363687266d5500c00\r\n\r\nThat sounds more like Unity than Revelations","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"548fad186368725e26ab1000","topic_i