time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2718.json

{"topics":[{"id":"548fabeb6368720b66590700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Best armour\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120621192503/fallout/images/d/dc/Elite_riot_gear.png!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"548fabf66368720c8f060e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fab6e6368723514500d00#post_548fab6e6368723514500d00\r\n2?\r\n[spoiler]!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Jingle_All_the_Way_2_poster.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nalsoPOODATCOOKIEDAUN","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548fac3363687266d5500c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fabbf6368727ced720600#post_548fabbf6368727ced720600\r\nNot that far.\r\nStill blowing up towers, killing French men and fighting 20 guards unarmed.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"548fac436368722b47bb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fabbf6368727ced720600#post_548fabbf6368727ced720600\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fab4b63687208d9010900#post_548fab4b63687208d9010900\r\n\r\nHow far are you in?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fab6e6368723514500d00#post_548fab6e6368723514500d00\r\n\r\nWhy not go all out evil and put the Star Wars Holiday Special?[/bq]\r\nAt this point you're just giving me ideas.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548fac6b63687210d4a00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fabeb6368720b66590700#post_548fabeb6368720b66590700\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131117181009/p__/protagonist/images/7/78/Shaider.jpg!\r\nCan it be beamed onto you in less than a millisecond?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"548faca86368723591900900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was recently chased by a group of mercenaries so I led them to the guards and made them do the fighting.\r\nSuddenly, everyone is fighting around me and I could just casually l9ot the dead.\r\n\r\nAlso, one thief with a butcher knife is stronger than seven guards.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"548facaf63687208b3fd1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fabbf6368727ced720600#post_548fabbf6368727ced720600\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fab4b63687208d9010900#post_548fab4b63687208d9010900\r\n\r\nHow far are you in?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fab6e6368723514500d00#post_548fab6e6368723514500d00\r\n\r\nWhy not go all out evil and put the Star Wars Holiday Special?[/bq]\r\ni can actually survive that, if it comes with rifftrax","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"548facb363687233ef070d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Watching friday the thirteeth 3\r\n1: I want to attempt sex in a hammock one day\r\n2: after jason makes his first kill he just walks off all normal like \"Well there's that done\" ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548facc263687277f5c40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fabf66368720c8f060e00#post_548fabf66368720c8f060e00\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fab6e6368723514500d00#post_548fab6e6368723514500d00\r\n2?\r\n[spoiler]!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Jingle_All_the_Way_2_poster.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nalsoPOODATCOOKIEDAUN[/bq]\r\n\r\nNO! THAT'S NOT REAL!!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fac436368722b47bb0200#post_548fac436368722b47bb0200\r\n\r\nAnything for a happy holiday\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fac3363687266d5500c00#post_548fac3363687266d5500c00\r\n\r\nThat sounds more like Unity than Revelations","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"548fad186368725e26ab1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548faca86368723591900900#post_548faca86368723591900900\r\nSounds like AC3 than Revelations.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"548fad34636872763aab0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548facc263687277f5c40000#post_548facc263687277f5c40000\r\nIT SUPER IS\r\nI SAW IT AT WALMART THIS WEEKEND\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548fad396368720dc4960100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ok guys so a friend of mine did the math and i did more research\r\n\r\nviper the rapper made 300+ albums this year\r\n\r\nall of the albums contain 15 songs\r\n\r\nso in an average, viper the rapper made 8 songs per day through 2014\r\n\r\non top of that he is also a real estage agent.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"548fad5c6368720c8f330e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fad396368720dc4960100#post_548fad396368720dc4960100\r\n\r\nhe needs a break","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548fad766368721e4fa60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548facc263687277f5c40000#post_548facc263687277f5c40000\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fad186368725e26ab1000#post_548fad186368725e26ab1000\r\nThe thief was jumping back whenever they attacked and keep killing guards.\r\nHe died due to backstab.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"548fad906368722b47ec0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fad34636872763aab0800#post_548fad34636872763aab0800\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nWhy would they even...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"548fae066368723d7a1b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fad906368722b47ec0200#post_548fad906368722b47ec0200\r\nI dunno, maybe for the same reason as \r\n!http://www.coverdude.com/covers/tooth-fairy-2-2011-r1-front-cover-91569.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fad396368720dc4960100#post_548fad396368720dc4960100\r\n_how_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548fae2b6368724a222d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Whats Jingle all the way? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"548fae386368724046b80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So my granddad and I aren't gonna be able to see Battle of the Five Armies this wek.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548fae3c63687266d59f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fad766368721e4fa60500#post_548fad766368721e4fa60500\r\nI don't kill the running thiefs.\r\nIt looks sad when you hear why they steal or cry for mercy.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"548fae6a6368725e26011100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fae2b6368724a222d0000#post_548fae2b6368724a222d0000\r\nA christmas movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548fae786368722b470e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fad906368722b47ec0200#post_548fad906368722b47ec0200\r\nNPCs man.\r\n\r\nOkay, I got to skidaddle. Later","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"548fae8d6368727a20d10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fae2b6368724a222d0000#post_548fae2b6368724a222d0000\r\n\r\nthe song santamas uses to distract the terrified children","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548faeaf6368722be6060300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fae3c63687266d59f0c00#post_548fae3c63687266d59f0c00\r\nIf there were running thieves, I follow them and if I'm lucky, they might run into guards and those people chase them instead.\r\nThey usually die from falling off buildings.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"548faeb26368722be6070300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fae066368723d7a1b0400#post_548fae066368723d7a1b0400\r\nI watched that movie two weeks ago!\r\nAnd it was enternaining!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"548faebe6368723bf6a70a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I'M SO FUCKING TOUGH\r\nI'M SO FUCKING TOUGH\r\nTHAT'S RIGHT\r\nI'M SO FUCKING TOUGH \r\nI'M SO FUCKING TOUGH\r\n THAT'S RIGHT\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKmGC9qYSD4","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}