time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3125.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54af00c563687242a7d71300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm starting to think my granddad's cat is gay.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af01a663687224a1336700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af00c563687242a7d71300#post_54af00c563687242a7d71300\r\nUm","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54af01f763687242a73d1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af01a663687224a1336700#post_54af01a663687224a1336700\r\nHe's always licking me, and rubbing on me, and trying to be as close as possible to me.\r\nHe doesn't do this to anyone else. Not my sisters, not my mom. noteve granddad. Just me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af025163687274778d0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af01f763687242a73d1400#post_54af01f763687242a73d1400\r\nUhh. . . dude; I know cats have a habit of homosexuality, but that's such a stretch that even Mr Fantastic can't make.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54af02656368721040c81a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af01f763687242a73d1400#post_54af01f763687242a73d1400\r\nI'm glad he's not human or I would be super jealous ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54af02986368724c0b8f1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af02656368721040c81a00#post_54af02656368721040c81a00\r\nAre you always this perverted?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54af02af63687268e4010700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af025163687274778d0c00#post_54af025163687274778d0c00\r\nWeirder things have happened.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af02656368721040c81a00#post_54af02656368721040c81a00\r\nIt would be hilarious if he was the jealous type too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af02ba6368724c1ea40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af02986368724c0b8f1700#post_54af02986368724c0b8f1700\r\nYes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af030563687226bf280900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af02986368724c0b8f1700#post_54af02986368724c0b8f1700\r\nMaybe\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af02af63687268e4010700#post_54af02af63687268e4010700\r\nCat fight with an actual cat","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54af03186368723aa6250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God damn it; I just learned 8chan is probably down for good.  Literally hundreds of thousands of dollars is getting poured into the attack.  The attack is so bad that hotwheels is having to sue the person responsible starting tommorrow.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54af03526368724485b70b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af03186368723aa6250200#post_54af03186368723aa6250200\r\nI can't wait to see the defense's argument.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af037563687274fbab0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have an image in my head now of me coming to visit squiggy, and when I get near you or too friendly, the cat just hisses and scratches at me","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54af04516368723aa6520200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af037563687274fbab0a00#post_54af037563687274fbab0a00\r\n\"That's my man!\"\r\n*scratch*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af051c63687249017a4100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af04516368723aa6520200#post_54af04516368723aa6520200\r\n>Things awkward \r\n>Squiggy walks out th