time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3125.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54af00c563687242a7d71300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm starting to think my granddad's cat is gay.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af01a663687224a1336700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af00c563687242a7d71300#post_54af00c563687242a7d71300\r\nUm","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54af01f763687242a73d1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af01a663687224a1336700#post_54af01a663687224a1336700\r\nHe's always licking me, and rubbing on me, and trying to be as close as possible to me.\r\nHe doesn't do this to anyone else. Not my sisters, not my mom. noteve granddad. Just me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af025163687274778d0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af01f763687242a73d1400#post_54af01f763687242a73d1400\r\nUhh. . . dude; I know cats have a habit of homosexuality, but that's such a stretch that even Mr Fantastic can't make.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54af02656368721040c81a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af01f763687242a73d1400#post_54af01f763687242a73d1400\r\nI'm glad he's not human or I would be super jealous ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54af02986368724c0b8f1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af02656368721040c81a00#post_54af02656368721040c81a00\r\nAre you always this perverted?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54af02af63687268e4010700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af025163687274778d0c00#post_54af025163687274778d0c00\r\nWeirder things have happened.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af02656368721040c81a00#post_54af02656368721040c81a00\r\nIt would be hilarious if he was the jealous type too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af02ba6368724c1ea40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af02986368724c0b8f1700#post_54af02986368724c0b8f1700\r\nYes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af030563687226bf280900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af02986368724c0b8f1700#post_54af02986368724c0b8f1700\r\nMaybe\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af02af63687268e4010700#post_54af02af63687268e4010700\r\nCat fight with an actual cat","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54af03186368723aa6250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God damn it; I just learned 8chan is probably down for good.  Literally hundreds of thousands of dollars is getting poured into the attack.  The attack is so bad that hotwheels is having to sue the person responsible starting tommorrow.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54af03526368724485b70b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af03186368723aa6250200#post_54af03186368723aa6250200\r\nI can't wait to see the defense's argument.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af037563687274fbab0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have an image in my head now of me coming to visit squiggy, and when I get near you or too friendly, the cat just hisses and scratches at me","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54af04516368723aa6520200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af037563687274fbab0a00#post_54af037563687274fbab0a00\r\n\"That's my man!\"\r\n*scratch*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af051c63687249017a4100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af04516368723aa6520200#post_54af04516368723aa6520200\r\n>Things awkward \r\n>Squiggy walks out the room for a snack\r\n>Just me and the cat in the room \r\n>Gets down to gets cats level\r\n\"Listen here fucker, he's mine got it?\"\r\n>Squiggy walks back in room \r\n\"What're you doing?\"","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54af057063687233bd791700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af03526368724485b70b00#post_54af03526368724485b70b00\r\nYou want to know who the person responsible for it and probably getting sued is?  Wu and Dan Olsen.\r\n\r\nFor those of you that don't know who Dan Olsen is he's Channel Awesome's(the people behind nostalgia critic) resident pedophile.  I just want to browse traps and here we are with kiddie didlers trying to bring down 8chan cause they think it's immoral or some crap.\r\n\r\nI think reality officially broke at some point cause with all that drama going on we now have pedophiles soapbox preaching about how their morals are \"superior\" and Anonymous being civil going around talking about how doxxing and DDOS attacks are wrong and we shouldn't do them.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54af0582636872727d202700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_They came back with stories like we just got a popping\r\nStill breathing hard cause that Glock 9 was popping\r\nThey hear bodies dropping, the opposites dying\r\nYour son is gone and a few mommas crying\r\nYou know I ain't lying for satisfying\r\nShit done got turnt up and bullets was flying\r\nCouple niggas got burnt up due to all this violence\r\nAll you hear is the sound of the doosh doosh but no sirens_","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54af05a16368726846421100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af051c63687249017a4100#post_54af051c63687249017a4100\r\n*[Mortal Kombat theme starts playing]*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af05d063687233bdb01700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af057063687233bd791700#post_54af057063687233bd791700\r\nI have somehow never heard of this","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54af07326368724ca9fc3000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"carcass is banned","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54af074e63687215d93d1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af07326368724ca9fc3000#post_54af07326368724ca9fc3000\r\nHow did he get banned?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af078d6368722a23521f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af074e63687215d93d1900#post_54af074e63687215d93d1900\r\n\r\ncalling someone a shitface","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54af07cf6368725697850e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af05d063687233bdb01700#post_54af05d063687233bdb01700\r\nIt's a long explanation dude.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54af07d16368725244e41a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af078d6368722a23521f00#post_54af078d6368722a23521f00\r\nReally? \r\nWhen?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54af08336368723833790d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Carcass Strife: Ya.\r\nCarcass Strife: I insult him for the first time, he can't even take it.\r\nCarcass Strife: i said I complete my first Tour of Duty, he say that calling it a tour is a sick joke\r\nCarcass Strife: i then replied with saying that I meant TF2, ... Yeah.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54af08ae63687247e81b0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54af08336368723833790d00#post_54af08336368723833790d00\r\nIs it a temporal ban?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"}]}