time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/454.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53900beb63687246e6070500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900bb763687246d83f0400#post_53900bb763687246d83f0400\r\n9 foot salmon sound delicious!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53900c6163687245cf620400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900beb63687246e6070500#post_53900beb63687246e6070500\r\nWith saber-teeth! And look at this lovely fishy I caught in the mangroves last week!\r\n!http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f241/44230d1239580218-alligator-gar-texas-20may-202006-20075.jpg! ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53900c6e63687246d8920400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900bb763687246d83f0400#post_53900bb763687246d83f0400\r\nI guess that makes me a seaman.  Just me, the ocean and my Swallow.  Swallow, come look at the fish.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53900d2363687244698c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900c6e63687246d8920400#post_53900c6e63687246d8920400\r\nYour freudian slip is showing, u","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53900db663687246e6950500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900c6e63687246d8920400#post_53900c6e63687246d8920400\r\nI think my pet _Anomalocaris_ likes you.\r\n!http://supernovacondensate.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-21-at-19-05-10.png?w=640!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53900de163687244cd670500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900db663687246e6950500#post_53900db663687246e6950500\r\nThat's actually kind of cute.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53900f8d6368723355130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm back.\r\nApparently, I have failed at the toilet. ~_Curses..._~\r\n\r\nNot much as spam as I expected though.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5390101e636872343a360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900f8d6368723355130000#post_53900f8d6368723355130000\r\nWhoops, I forgot to post random internet images!  ...or even search for random interblagz images.  My bad!","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539010e1636872362c720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900f8d6368723355130000#post_53900f8d6368723355130000\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]I'm back.\r\nApparently, I have failed at the toilet. ~_Curses..._~\r\n\r\nNot much as spam as I expected though.[/bq]\r\nDid you try wiggling it?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5390112163687235a94c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5390101e636872343a360000#post_5390101e636872343a360000\r\n!http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/45792615.jpg!\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539010e1636872362c720000#post_539010e1636872362c720000\r\nI went to poop.\r\n*POOP.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"539011fb63687233558e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5390112163687235a94c0000#post_5390112163687235a94c0000\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539010e1636872362c720000#post_539010e1636872362c720000\r\nI went to poop.\r\n*POOP.*[/bq]\r\nI'm not judging what you do in the bathroom.  If that's what you like to do in the bathroom then that's your thing.(There's a line at which innuendos go from funny to outright gross and clearly I've crossed it, but let's keep going just to see what happens)\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5390137e63687233e2a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5390112163687235a94c0000#po