time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/454.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53900beb63687246e6070500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900bb763687246d83f0400#post_53900bb763687246d83f0400\r\n9 foot salmon sound delicious!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53900c6163687245cf620400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900beb63687246e6070500#post_53900beb63687246e6070500\r\nWith saber-teeth! And look at this lovely fishy I caught in the mangroves last week!\r\n!http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f241/44230d1239580218-alligator-gar-texas-20may-202006-20075.jpg! ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53900c6e63687246d8920400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900bb763687246d83f0400#post_53900bb763687246d83f0400\r\nI guess that makes me a seaman.  Just me, the ocean and my Swallow.  Swallow, come look at the fish.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53900d2363687244698c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900c6e63687246d8920400#post_53900c6e63687246d8920400\r\nYour freudian slip is showing, u","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53900db663687246e6950500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900c6e63687246d8920400#post_53900c6e63687246d8920400\r\nI think my pet _Anomalocaris_ likes you.\r\n!http://supernovacondensate.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-21-at-19-05-10.png?w=640!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53900de163687244cd670500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900db663687246e6950500#post_53900db663687246e6950500\r\nThat's actually kind of cute.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53900f8d6368723355130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm back.\r\nApparently, I have failed at the toilet. ~_Curses..._~\r\n\r\nNot much as spam as I expected though.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5390101e636872343a360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900f8d6368723355130000#post_53900f8d6368723355130000\r\nWhoops, I forgot to post random internet images!  ...or even search for random interblagz images.  My bad!","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539010e1636872362c720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53900f8d6368723355130000#post_53900f8d6368723355130000\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]I'm back.\r\nApparently, I have failed at the toilet. ~_Curses..._~\r\n\r\nNot much as spam as I expected though.[/bq]\r\nDid you try wiggling it?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5390112163687235a94c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5390101e636872343a360000#post_5390101e636872343a360000\r\n!http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/45792615.jpg!\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539010e1636872362c720000#post_539010e1636872362c720000\r\nI went to poop.\r\n*POOP.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"539011fb63687233558e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5390112163687235a94c0000#post_5390112163687235a94c0000\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539010e1636872362c720000#post_539010e1636872362c720000\r\nI went to poop.\r\n*POOP.*[/bq]\r\nI'm not judging what you do in the bathroom.  If that's what you like to do in the bathroom then that's your thing.(There's a line at which innuendos go from funny to outright gross and clearly I've crossed it, but let's keep going just to see what happens)\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5390137e63687233e2a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5390112163687235a94c0000#post_5390112163687235a94c0000\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/11/22/478451__safe_animated_derpy+hooves_chibi_game_link_blob_flash_poke_touch.gif!","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"5390138063687235c6480100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539011fb63687233558e0000#post_539011fb63687233558e0000\r\nAt least I used those child safe words instead of bad words like [spoiler]shit, scat, feces, etc[/spoiler].\r\n!http://www.tapped-out.co.uk/file/attachment/2013/08/483d820019adf64372393c094c7e3d52_view.png!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5390192463687236da000300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5390138063687235c6480100#post_5390138063687235c6480100\r\nWait, you consider \"Feces\" a bad word?  I always thought that was just the more technical term for it.  Y'know, like saying \"fecal matter\" to _lightly_ and tactfully talk about poop.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"5390193a63687235c6270300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Puts a spider in HJSDGCE's pants*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53901a9663687235a9e00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5390193a63687235c6270300#post_5390193a63687235c6270300\r\nAnd By now you're just doing random shit on purpose\r\n\r\nJust watched Kamen rider J, It was pretty good for a 45 minute movie","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53901b626368723587750300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53901a9663687235a9e00200#post_53901a9663687235a9e00200\r\nIt's like having a pet troll.  Only not a troll as that'd be offensive to call someone and Random knows when enough is enough.\r\nAs for the pet part... well, _I_ can't claim ownership over him, at least.  Dunno about anyone else here, though.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53901bcc63687235a94a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53901b626368723587750300#post_53901b626368723587750300\r\nYou should have seen him Last year, He was a really bad troll","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53901bd463687236dad20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://24.media.tumblr.com/12d168a7e7388bafa48db05d89d03e30/tumblr_n6o3waBm6x1tq9lv5o1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53901c2c6368723418b00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53901bcc63687235a94a0300#post_53901bcc63687235a94a0300\r\n\"Here is my ultimate masterpiece.\":https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/12/12/495234__twilight+sparkle_rarity_explicit_nudity_princess+celestia_breasts_straight_vagina_lesbian_crossover.png (NSFW)","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53901e216368723342cb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"At least I had the sense to go into an incognito window when clicking that.  Don't really know what I was expecting... ==-__-==","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539024e16368721b985e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"there is this guy named justin bourque going around with a crossbow, knife and an automatic rifle and camouflage, he shot 3 mounties in moncton and its still on the loose\r\n\r\n\"source\":http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/06/04/moncton-shootings-manhunt_n_5448909.html","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5390870863687213c6d80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53901bd463687236dad20300#post_53901bd463687236dad20300\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]!http://24.media.tumblr.com/12d168a7e7388bafa48db05d89d03e30/tumblr_n6o3waBm6x1tq9lv5o1_1280.jpg![/bq]\r\n:T","author":"50884a9b7f123b4053000d18"},{"id":"53908aae63687202ed9f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I sometimes wondered.\r\nWhy do we even have nuclear arsenals if we know they can do more harm than good?\r\n\r\nWe have enough nuclear weaponry to poison the world. Twice.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53908bfb6368722cb32c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53908aae63687202ed9f0000#post_53908aae63687202ed9f0000\r\nBecause in a weird way they actually deter conflict. If not for the threat of mutually assured destruction then it would be a lot more tempting to just invade, butchering thousand and thousands of soldiers and civilians in conventional warfare.\r\n\r\nFor instance, when was the last time a nuclear power got invaded?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}