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{"topics":[{"id":"539d2a7e6368721744200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SPIDER MOUSE MAN\r\n\r\neven with my arachnophobia ill still buy that shit.\r\n\r\n!http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-54334793715728/spider-clear-computer-mouse-1.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d2ab363687278eeb80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2a7e6368721744200000#post_539d2a7e6368721744200000\r\n...That's not a real spider in there, right?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d2acf6368722f497c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2ab363687278eeb80000#post_539d2ab363687278eeb80000\r\n\r\n\r\naccording to the thing it is :D","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d2af66368726807250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I know what to get Squiggy for Christmas.\":http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/penis-shaped-egg-mold ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d2b0563687216d0410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2acf6368722f497c0400#post_539d2acf6368722f497c0400\r\nHow awful! Why would anyone do that to a cute little spider!?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d2b3b6368721a19750200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2b0563687216d0410000#post_539d2b0563687216d0410000\r\n\r\n\r\nto make awesome spider mouses :D\r\n\r\ni would accept my fate if they did that to me too, some alien high force.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d2b7563687225fc170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2af66368726807250100#post_539d2af66368726807250100\r\nAwwww that's so sweet of you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d2bdc6368726899600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I realized that I am an angry person.\r\n\r\nWhy, I broke my computer's monitor.\r\nI'm not too upset though. Had to buy a new one anyway.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"539d2be86368722ffa8a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"HUMAN FETUS SOAP\r\n\r\n!http://tiwibzone.tiwib.netdna-cdn.com/images/fetus-soap.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d2c4263687278ee240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I would buy a version of \"this\":http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/electric-hot-tub-boat with a transparent bottom, and dump chum and blood into the ocean. Then wait for the sharks.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d2cfe6368722f8baa0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2be86368722ffa8a0500#post_539d2be86368722ffa8a0500\r\nThat can't be real.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"539d2d1063687216f5aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2cfe6368722f8baa0500#post_539d2cfe6368722f8baa0500\r\nIt isn't.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d2d686368722f7ab80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2cfe6368722f8baa0500#post_539d2cfe6368722f8baa0500\r\n\r\n\r\nif it was a real one it would be even more sick.\r\n\r\nbut we will leave with the fake one.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d2d926368721a190b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"YESS YESS YEES, FUCKING FINALLY\":http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004HLNZVY/?tag=047-20 ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d2eb963687216e0ba0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"anyway, im gonna annoy my parents so they can give me the credit card to buy that spider mouse, it just so fucking cool.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d309d6368725235e40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/po