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{"topics":[{"id":"539d2a7e6368721744200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SPIDER MOUSE MAN\r\n\r\neven with my arachnophobia ill still buy that shit.\r\n\r\n!http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-54334793715728/spider-clear-computer-mouse-1.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d2ab363687278eeb80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2a7e6368721744200000#post_539d2a7e6368721744200000\r\n...That's not a real spider in there, right?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d2acf6368722f497c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2ab363687278eeb80000#post_539d2ab363687278eeb80000\r\n\r\n\r\naccording to the thing it is :D","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d2af66368726807250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I know what to get Squiggy for Christmas.\":http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/penis-shaped-egg-mold ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d2b0563687216d0410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2acf6368722f497c0400#post_539d2acf6368722f497c0400\r\nHow awful! Why would anyone do that to a cute little spider!?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d2b3b6368721a19750200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2b0563687216d0410000#post_539d2b0563687216d0410000\r\n\r\n\r\nto make awesome spider mouses :D\r\n\r\ni would accept my fate if they did that to me too, some alien high force.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d2b7563687225fc170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2af66368726807250100#post_539d2af66368726807250100\r\nAwwww that's so sweet of you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d2bdc6368726899600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I realized that I am an angry person.\r\n\r\nWhy, I broke my computer's monitor.\r\nI'm not too upset though. Had to buy a new one anyway.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"539d2be86368722ffa8a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"HUMAN FETUS SOAP\r\n\r\n!http://tiwibzone.tiwib.netdna-cdn.com/images/fetus-soap.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d2c4263687278ee240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I would buy a version of \"this\":http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/electric-hot-tub-boat with a transparent bottom, and dump chum and blood into the ocean. Then wait for the sharks.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d2cfe6368722f8baa0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2be86368722ffa8a0500#post_539d2be86368722ffa8a0500\r\nThat can't be real.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"539d2d1063687216f5aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2cfe6368722f8baa0500#post_539d2cfe6368722f8baa0500\r\nIt isn't.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d2d686368722f7ab80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2cfe6368722f8baa0500#post_539d2cfe6368722f8baa0500\r\n\r\n\r\nif it was a real one it would be even more sick.\r\n\r\nbut we will leave with the fake one.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d2d926368721a190b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"YESS YESS YEES, FUCKING FINALLY\":http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004HLNZVY/?tag=047-20 ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d2eb963687216e0ba0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"anyway, im gonna annoy my parents so they can give me the credit card to buy that spider mouse, it just so fucking cool.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d309d6368725235e40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d2d926368721a190b0300#post_539d2d926368721a190b0300\r\nI could probably use gloves like that, 'specially as I'm moving further up north soon here and it'll get cold","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539d30b06368726899ca0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The more I think about the movie Maleficent the more it seems to fall apart...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d339763687226fc280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d30b06368726899ca0200#post_539d30b06368726899ca0200\r\nI still haven't seen it due to the reviews.  Which is sad, cuz I kinda wanted to see it from the previews.\r\nAt least HtTYD2 has been getting good reviews","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539d33e763687230a20a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d339763687226fc280000#post_539d339763687226fc280000\r\nOh How to Train Your Dragon 2 is nothing short of amazing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d35e363687226cec10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I was watching someone play oculus rift with my neighbour totoro and I swear to god if the oculus isn't used for cool stuff like this and instead used for facebook for your face crap I'll be very upset. . very upset.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d36bb6368723076ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d35e363687226cec10000#post_539d35e363687226cec10000\r\nOh don't worry Love.\r\nFacebook ruins everything.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d37ab63687225615d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yeah im gonna watch male50cent tomorrow with my cousin, so.\r\n\r\nNOBODY SPOIL SHIT.\r\n\r\n!http://funnyinternetmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Jimmy-Fallons-Greatest-Creation-Ever-The-Powerful-Witch-Male50cent-.jpg!\r\n\r\nyes, that is the real 50 cent.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d387163687216f56e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There is also ShitYouCanAfford.com. It has cupcake-flavored toothpaste.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d391e63687230ee720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dammit. Guys I'm trying to find a particular image. It's Twi grren putting nail polish on Spike. I tried looking up the tags Spike and Nail polish but it wasn't there.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d3a196368720b5e600200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/11/19/476298__twilight+sparkle_rarity_anthro_spike_suggestive_blushing_breasts_princess+twilight_belly+button_panties.jpeg![/spoiler]\r\nIs this it? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}