time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5331.json

{"topics":[{"id":"552b21d26368723e387f0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b21546368723472771d00#post_552b21546368723472771d00\r\n_Spit it_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552b22096368726083381200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b21546368723472771d00#post_552b21546368723472771d00\r\nIs he James Bond ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552b222d63687278c6e40a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b22096368726083381200#post_552b22096368726083381200\r\n*HE'S ACTUALLY DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"552b228b6368721285290900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b222d63687278c6e40a00#post_552b222d63687278c6e40a00\r\nLet's hope he's not Donte.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552b233b6368726083761400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b228b6368721285290900#post_552b228b6368721285290900\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/7db0a2dd99536ea4f2344ec49f7a8eb7/tumblr_inline_nmkhmzSt3R1r66l5s_500.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"552b237c6368723e38171000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefield/images/2/2e/Tactical_Marlin_1894.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width/300?cb=20150402224825!\r\n\"Mare's Leg\"\r\nKay :P","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552b237f63687224246e1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b228b6368721285290900#post_552b228b6368721285290900\r\n@I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE CALL HIM DONTE@\r\n@WHY DONTE?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552b238d6368723e382a1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Trashy will get a kick outta this. Remember how I told you guys about how my step-dad has not only played but completed FF6?  This shit is gonna blow your feeble minds. Okay, for context. My step-dad called me over today because he needed some help. I went over there, and helped clean up the place. Afterwards we sat down and watched some TV. So a trailer for Age of Ultron comes on and he just spontaneously says \"Every time they say Ultron I can't help but think of Ultraman.\" My eyes just go wide and I look at him and \"Whaaa...\" And he goes \"Ultraman! The guy who grew giant and fought monsters and saved Japan. You don't know Ultraman?\"  And at that point I go \"I know Ultraman but how the fuck do YOU know Ultraman?\" And he goes \"I fucking LOVED Ultraman! I used to watch that shit all the time.\" And at that point my brain just exploded.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]TL;DR My step-dad is an Ultraman fan![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552b23ce6368721285b80a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b238d6368723e382a1000#post_552b238d6368723e382a1000\r\nCool","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"552b23d46368721285c70a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b237f63687224246e1b00#post_552b237f63687224246e1b00\r\nCause he doesn't deserve the name of dante.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552b23eb6368726083901500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b238d6368723e382a1000#post_552b238d6368723e382a1000\r\nKewl.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552b24536368723e385a1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b238d6368723e382a1000#post_552b238d6368723e382a1000\r\nYou *have* to get him to watch Mebius!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"552b245d63687213c5ee0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b238d6368723e382a1000