time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5331.json

{"topics":[{"id":"552b21d26368723e387f0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b21546368723472771d00#post_552b21546368723472771d00\r\n_Spit it_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552b22096368726083381200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b21546368723472771d00#post_552b21546368723472771d00\r\nIs he James Bond ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552b222d63687278c6e40a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b22096368726083381200#post_552b22096368726083381200\r\n*HE'S ACTUALLY DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"552b228b6368721285290900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b222d63687278c6e40a00#post_552b222d63687278c6e40a00\r\nLet's hope he's not Donte.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552b233b6368726083761400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b228b6368721285290900#post_552b228b6368721285290900\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/7db0a2dd99536ea4f2344ec49f7a8eb7/tumblr_inline_nmkhmzSt3R1r66l5s_500.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"552b237c6368723e38171000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefield/images/2/2e/Tactical_Marlin_1894.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width/300?cb=20150402224825!\r\n\"Mare's Leg\"\r\nKay :P","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552b237f63687224246e1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b228b6368721285290900#post_552b228b6368721285290900\r\n@I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE CALL HIM DONTE@\r\n@WHY DONTE?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552b238d6368723e382a1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Trashy will get a kick outta this. Remember how I told you guys about how my step-dad has not only played but completed FF6?  This shit is gonna blow your feeble minds. Okay, for context. My step-dad called me over today because he needed some help. I went over there, and helped clean up the place. Afterwards we sat down and watched some TV. So a trailer for Age of Ultron comes on and he just spontaneously says \"Every time they say Ultron I can't help but think of Ultraman.\" My eyes just go wide and I look at him and \"Whaaa...\" And he goes \"Ultraman! The guy who grew giant and fought monsters and saved Japan. You don't know Ultraman?\"  And at that point I go \"I know Ultraman but how the fuck do YOU know Ultraman?\" And he goes \"I fucking LOVED Ultraman! I used to watch that shit all the time.\" And at that point my brain just exploded.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]TL;DR My step-dad is an Ultraman fan![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552b23ce6368721285b80a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b238d6368723e382a1000#post_552b238d6368723e382a1000\r\nCool","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"552b23d46368721285c70a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b237f63687224246e1b00#post_552b237f63687224246e1b00\r\nCause he doesn't deserve the name of dante.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552b23eb6368726083901500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b238d6368723e382a1000#post_552b238d6368723e382a1000\r\nKewl.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"552b24536368723e385a1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b238d6368723e382a1000#post_552b238d6368723e382a1000\r\nYou *have* to get him to watch Mebius!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"552b245d63687213c5ee0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b238d6368723e382a1000#post_552b238d6368723e382a1000\r\nI'm pretty sure either ultraman or ultra seven was aired back in the 70's or 80's In america so that makes sense\r\n\r\nAlso your step dad is coolguy\r\n\r\nAnd also a huge nerd","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552b24856368723e38a91100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b238d6368723e382a1000#post_552b238d6368723e382a1000\r\n*YOUR STEP-DAD IS THE GREATEST!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"552b249a63687213c5390b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b245d63687213c5ee0a00#post_552b245d63687213c5ee0a00\r\nI really fucking lucked out when my mom married this cool guy!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552b24da6368723472262400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b245d63687213c5ee0a00#post_552b245d63687213c5ee0a00\r\nIt was Ultraman. I believe Seven only aired on TNT very late at night in the 80s or 90s.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"552b25dc6368722424511f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b238d6368723e382a1000#post_552b238d6368723e382a1000\r\n@COOL@\r\n@YOUR DAD IS FAN OF JAPANESE THINGS!@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552b27576368725c35570300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WHO WANTS 200 BILLION BUCKS \r\n\r\n\r\nIN PENNIES!\r\n!www.kokogiak.com/megapenny/two_hundred_bill_A.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552b27ea6368725c35290400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just finished my interview!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552b28086368723e38d31600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b27ea6368725c35290400#post_552b27ea6368725c35290400\r\ndid you win","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"552b280a63687249e1f80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b27ea6368725c35290400#post_552b27ea6368725c35290400\r\nDid you throw up","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"552b28386368726486490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b27576368725c35570300#post_552b27576368725c35570300\r\n@NOW IMAGINE IF YOU WANT TO PUT THAT IN THE BANK@\r\n@POOR THE GUY WHO WILL NEED TO COUNT ALL OF THAT@\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b27ea6368725c35290400#post_552b27ea6368725c35290400\r\n@AND HOW WAS IT?@\r\n@DID YOU WIN?@\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"552b286263687249e1740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b27ea6368725c35290400#post_552b27ea6368725c35290400\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]I just finished my interview![/bq]\r\nDid you suplex the interviewer?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552b28a26368726083531d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b27ea6368725c35290400#post_552b27ea6368725c35290400\r\nDid you tell Fox News off? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"552b28ef6368726473340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552b27ea6368725c35290400#post_552b27ea6368725c35290400\r\nDid you meet your god?","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"}]}