time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5880.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55481f556368721e62d30b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55481e946368721e62c80a00#post_55481e946368721e62c80a00\r\nActually I think its more that there's exactly five recurring female characters in DBZ, and 18 is the only one who we see kick any ass.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"55481f6663687227eb420700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55481f27636872080ba30800#post_55481f27636872080ba30800\r\nBut wasn't it 18 who hit on Krillin first?","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"55481f736368720e5ec60d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55481f0363687268bcb90f00#post_55481f0363687268bcb90f00\r\n...Is that some kind of shipping?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55481f7b63687227eb5e0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55481f0363687268bcb90f00#post_55481f0363687268bcb90f00\r\nShame she doesn't have a long haired incarnation.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"55481fa263687267d6c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55481f6663687227eb420700#post_55481f6663687227eb420700\r\nI am not sure, I don't remember that part.\r\nBut I remember the wish of krillin.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55481fb063687268bc151100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RIDDLY DIDDLY\":https://gifsound.com/?gif=www.chongas.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/flanders.gif&v=XCGQiGEYl4Y&s=15","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5548203c6368721e62380d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/cc85edf09bb1d15c7d00555159bd691a/tumblr_inline_nnpk32iGlO1qdar54_540.png!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554820ec6368721e62670e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548203c6368721e62380d00#post_5548203c6368721e62380d00\r\nCall Wario to kick his butt to get him a game.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554821226368723505d40700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548203c6368721e62380d00#post_5548203c6368721e62380d00\r\n^Waaah^","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5548215f6368720e5ee11000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to bitch here for a second, but good god does the news repackage old news.\r\n\r\n*click*\r\n\"Nasa investigating asteroid\"\r\n\"Uhh. . no shit sherlock\"\r\n\"Evidence of water on mars\"\r\n\"How old is this news exactly?\"\r\n\"Blackhole found at the center of the galaxy\"\r\n\"OH MY FUCKING GOD!  HOW OLD IS THIS NEWS?!\"\r\n\r\nDoes 24/7 news run on a year+ lag cause that's how long it takes for them understand things?  I mean holy shit; we have scientists printing organs and their idea of \"news\" is to repackage something we've known about for how long again?  Two decades I think?\r\n\r\nTl:dr; how is 20 year old events \"news\" again?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554821c663687227eb2a0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548215f6368720e5ee11000#post_5548215f6368720e5ee11000\r\nUntil they discover an alien species, NASA news is old news.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554821cd63687268bcbe1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548215f6368720e5ee11000#post_5548215f6368720e5ee11000\r\nIf there is one thing you and I may agree on it's that the 24 hour news cycle is nothing short of absolute poison.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554821dc636872080b380c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548215f6368720e5ee11000#post_5548215f6368720e5ee11000\r\n\r\nSlow day at the editorial office. I know it's election peri