time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5880.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55481f556368721e62d30b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55481e946368721e62c80a00#post_55481e946368721e62c80a00\r\nActually I think its more that there's exactly five recurring female characters in DBZ, and 18 is the only one who we see kick any ass.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"55481f6663687227eb420700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55481f27636872080ba30800#post_55481f27636872080ba30800\r\nBut wasn't it 18 who hit on Krillin first?","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"55481f736368720e5ec60d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55481f0363687268bcb90f00#post_55481f0363687268bcb90f00\r\n...Is that some kind of shipping?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55481f7b63687227eb5e0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55481f0363687268bcb90f00#post_55481f0363687268bcb90f00\r\nShame she doesn't have a long haired incarnation.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"55481fa263687267d6c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55481f6663687227eb420700#post_55481f6663687227eb420700\r\nI am not sure, I don't remember that part.\r\nBut I remember the wish of krillin.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55481fb063687268bc151100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RIDDLY DIDDLY\":https://gifsound.com/?gif=www.chongas.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/flanders.gif&v=XCGQiGEYl4Y&s=15","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5548203c6368721e62380d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/cc85edf09bb1d15c7d00555159bd691a/tumblr_inline_nnpk32iGlO1qdar54_540.png!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554820ec6368721e62670e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548203c6368721e62380d00#post_5548203c6368721e62380d00\r\nCall Wario to kick his butt to get him a game.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554821226368723505d40700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548203c6368721e62380d00#post_5548203c6368721e62380d00\r\n^Waaah^","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5548215f6368720e5ee11000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to bitch here for a second, but good god does the news repackage old news.\r\n\r\n*click*\r\n\"Nasa investigating asteroid\"\r\n\"Uhh. . no shit sherlock\"\r\n\"Evidence of water on mars\"\r\n\"How old is this news exactly?\"\r\n\"Blackhole found at the center of the galaxy\"\r\n\"OH MY FUCKING GOD!  HOW OLD IS THIS NEWS?!\"\r\n\r\nDoes 24/7 news run on a year+ lag cause that's how long it takes for them understand things?  I mean holy shit; we have scientists printing organs and their idea of \"news\" is to repackage something we've known about for how long again?  Two decades I think?\r\n\r\nTl:dr; how is 20 year old events \"news\" again?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554821c663687227eb2a0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548215f6368720e5ee11000#post_5548215f6368720e5ee11000\r\nUntil they discover an alien species, NASA news is old news.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554821cd63687268bcbe1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548215f6368720e5ee11000#post_5548215f6368720e5ee11000\r\nIf there is one thing you and I may agree on it's that the 24 hour news cycle is nothing short of absolute poison.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554821dc636872080b380c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548215f6368720e5ee11000#post_5548215f6368720e5ee11000\r\n\r\nSlow day at the editorial office. I know it's election period there too but they must be keeping their saves for when something more \"worthy\" jumps to the scene.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5548225363687227ebd10a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548215f6368720e5ee11000#post_5548215f6368720e5ee11000\r\nBecause there's _someone_ out there who hasn't heard it (probably, not the likely answer, the more correct answer is most likely \"we have nothing to report about but we also want people to know we're still here\")","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5548233663687267d6420500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wonder if it's possible to stress out my muscles just be forcing it to stress itself until my bones crack.\r\nBecause when I do it, it just hurts.\r\n\r\n(by stressing it, i mean just that. no workouts or anything. just stress your muscles.)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554823a56368720e5e4c1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554821c663687227eb2a0a00#post_554821c663687227eb2a0a00\r\nCall me crazy, but I have a feeling the reason for this is because new reporters don't understand science so they rehash it constantly until something they can understand comes along.\r\n\r\nLook at when the Higgs Boson was discovered; it was a extremely important discovery, but since the news didn't understand why it was important they made themselves look like idiots trying to explain how it would impact society.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5548240c636872080b740f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554823a56368720e5e4c1400#post_554823a56368720e5e4c1400\r\n\r\nYou'd think they have, oh I don't know, +consultants+ that help them with topics your average reporter doesn't understand","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5548241663687235056f0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Stolen straight from Skype:\r\n\r\n\"Having a Bard in your party\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sso4vjERgdA","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5548244463687221495f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just noticed I reached 16000 post.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5548247163687267d6a60600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548244463687221495f0400#post_5548244463687221495f0400\r\ndayum","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5548247c63687267d6b30600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548244463687221495f0400#post_5548244463687221495f0400\r\n\r\nCongratulations, you're still a hundred years below me!\r\nGURARARARARARARA","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5548248b6368722149aa0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548241663687235056f0b00#post_5548241663687235056f0b00\r\nHey don't talk shit about Bards.\r\nI've been a bard! I SEDUCED A GOLD GODDAMN DRAGON AS A BARD!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554824ad6368722149cc0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548248b6368722149aa0400#post_5548248b6368722149aa0400\r\nbards are terrible","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554824af6368720e5eeb1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548247c63687267d6b30600#post_5548247c63687267d6b30600\r\nHorohorohorohorohorohorohoro~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554824ea63687267d62a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554824af6368720e5eeb1500#post_554824af6368720e5eeb1500\r\nhorahorahorahora~","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}