time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6071.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5551b11e6368725394d41800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551a78663687279289c0200#post_5551a78663687279289c0200\r\nNoice","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5551b31563687270c8850600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hello hello people","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5551b33c6368723dab430900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551b31563687270c8850600#post_5551b31563687270c8850600\r\nHola","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5551b39e63687270c8000700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"One more week till Summer classes end.  Yay","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5551b6b06368725394de2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"+One Piece time!+\r\nMonkey D Luffy. (full name)\r\nRoronoa Zoro. (full name) \r\nUsopp. (full name unknown. probably has something to do with his dad.)\r\nNami. (full name unknown. probably wasn't given one since she was adopted.)\r\nSanji. (full name unknown. Theory of him being an actual prince from forums.)\r\nTony Tony Chopper. (full name)\r\nNico Robin. (full name)\r\nFranky. (real name Cutty Flam.)\r\nBrook (full name unknown. No theories.)\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551b39e63687270c8000700#post_5551b39e63687270c8000700\r\nHah, _summer classes_...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5551bb5d6368725cb1830900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"JESUS!\r\n\r\nI know you guys don't really care about Touhou, but sweet jesus is the latest game's trial version hard.  Basically the demo is out and Touhou may be known for being insanely difficult, but sweet baby jesus and the orphans!\r\n\r\nYou know the phrase \"busting my balls\"?  Well the latest game isn't just busting your balls; it's hitting someone in the groin with a jackhammer then grabbing them by the legs and ramming their nethers into a hardened diamond block hard repetitively.  Call me crazy, but I have a feeling when the full game comes out it might actually topple Ghosts 'N Goblins as the hardest game of all time cause if this is just the demo then holy shit the extra stage is going to be impossible.\r\n\r\n\"Protect me cone!\"\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/8FVT53s.gif!\r\n\"What is your problem with my balls?!\"\r\n\r\nTl:dr; Touhou just sailed right even asians think it's impossible to \"holy fuck!  Wtf bbq? Not even Neo from the Matrix can dodge!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5551be946368722b75440400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551bb5d6368725cb1830900#post_5551bb5d6368725cb1830900\r\nThat sounds fun","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5551bfd863687270c89d1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551be946368722b75440400#post_5551be946368722b75440400\r\n[bq=\"AppleJackFrost\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551bb5d6368725cb1830900#post_5551bb5d6368725cb1830900\r\nThat sounds fun[/bq]\r\nIt is fun, but holy crap dude.  Zun, the creator of Touhou, has lost his god damn mind with the difficulty level.\r\n\r\nHow insane is it?  Even Goku, Saitama and Superman would immediately get rekt is they had to fight this shit.  I'm used to playing on Lunatic difficulty and I can't even get past the first boss on the new game.\r\n\r\nStop Zun before it's too late!  He's gone mad I tell you!  He's gone mad with power!\r\n\r\nAt this rate the latest Touhou game may become one of those games that legitimately nobody has ever seen the final boss or ever will see the final boss cause it's impossible for a mere mortal to defeat the game.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5551c03763687261c5da0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551bfd863687270c89d1600#post_5551bfd863687270c89d1600\r\nWell the Stage 4/5 boss usually has a gimmick of some kind.  That is one thing I am look