time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6071.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5551b11e6368725394d41800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551a78663687279289c0200#post_5551a78663687279289c0200\r\nNoice","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5551b31563687270c8850600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hello hello people","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5551b33c6368723dab430900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551b31563687270c8850600#post_5551b31563687270c8850600\r\nHola","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5551b39e63687270c8000700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"One more week till Summer classes end.  Yay","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5551b6b06368725394de2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"+One Piece time!+\r\nMonkey D Luffy. (full name)\r\nRoronoa Zoro. (full name) \r\nUsopp. (full name unknown. probably has something to do with his dad.)\r\nNami. (full name unknown. probably wasn't given one since she was adopted.)\r\nSanji. (full name unknown. Theory of him being an actual prince from forums.)\r\nTony Tony Chopper. (full name)\r\nNico Robin. (full name)\r\nFranky. (real name Cutty Flam.)\r\nBrook (full name unknown. No theories.)\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551b39e63687270c8000700#post_5551b39e63687270c8000700\r\nHah, _summer classes_...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5551bb5d6368725cb1830900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"JESUS!\r\n\r\nI know you guys don't really care about Touhou, but sweet jesus is the latest game's trial version hard.  Basically the demo is out and Touhou may be known for being insanely difficult, but sweet baby jesus and the orphans!\r\n\r\nYou know the phrase \"busting my balls\"?  Well the latest game isn't just busting your balls; it's hitting someone in the groin with a jackhammer then grabbing them by the legs and ramming their nethers into a hardened diamond block hard repetitively.  Call me crazy, but I have a feeling when the full game comes out it might actually topple Ghosts 'N Goblins as the hardest game of all time cause if this is just the demo then holy shit the extra stage is going to be impossible.\r\n\r\n\"Protect me cone!\"\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/8FVT53s.gif!\r\n\"What is your problem with my balls?!\"\r\n\r\nTl:dr; Touhou just sailed right even asians think it's impossible to \"holy fuck!  Wtf bbq? Not even Neo from the Matrix can dodge!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5551be946368722b75440400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551bb5d6368725cb1830900#post_5551bb5d6368725cb1830900\r\nThat sounds fun","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5551bfd863687270c89d1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551be946368722b75440400#post_5551be946368722b75440400\r\n[bq=\"AppleJackFrost\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551bb5d6368725cb1830900#post_5551bb5d6368725cb1830900\r\nThat sounds fun[/bq]\r\nIt is fun, but holy crap dude.  Zun, the creator of Touhou, has lost his god damn mind with the difficulty level.\r\n\r\nHow insane is it?  Even Goku, Saitama and Superman would immediately get rekt is they had to fight this shit.  I'm used to playing on Lunatic difficulty and I can't even get past the first boss on the new game.\r\n\r\nStop Zun before it's too late!  He's gone mad I tell you!  He's gone mad with power!\r\n\r\nAt this rate the latest Touhou game may become one of those games that legitimately nobody has ever seen the final boss or ever will see the final boss cause it's impossible for a mere mortal to defeat the game.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5551c03763687261c5da0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551bfd863687270c89d1600#post_5551bfd863687270c89d1600\r\nWell the Stage 4/5 boss usually has a gimmick of some kind.  That is one thing I am looking forward to.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5551c0e563687270c86f1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551c03763687261c5da0700#post_5551c03763687261c5da0700\r\n\"Look at this shit\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpx6DzgIwms\r\n\r\nYou remember how people still don't forgive Orin for Stage 5?\r\nThe *Stage 2* boss in the new game is harder than Orin.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5551c1776368722b755d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551c0e563687270c86f1800#post_5551c0e563687270c86f1800\r\nZun must have drunk something really strong then.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5551c69d63687270c83a2300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My essay is done.\r\nAll my work is done.\r\nNow...I can rest.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5551c6e36368724127c30800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551c69d63687270c83a2300#post_5551c69d63687270c83a2300\r\nGoing to enjoy summer?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5551cb5c63687270c8892b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551c6e36368724127c30800#post_5551c6e36368724127c30800\r\nI probably won't do shit but it will be nice to relax and do that without feeling like im procrastinating.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5551cbf46368725cb1e82200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551cb5c63687270c8892b00#post_5551cb5c63687270c8892b00\r\nWell, I think it's high time for me to redo my driver's test!\r\n\r\n(Note: I didn't flunk the test. I just didn't come because I was abroad.)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5551d14f6368724127761200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/0HReFfr.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5551d221636872633cc70d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551d14f6368724127761200#post_5551d14f6368724127761200\r\n!http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112012/1353349582_man_scares_red_panda.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5551d39d636872633c3d0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551d221636872633cc70d00#post_5551d221636872633cc70d00\r\nI think we can both agree that the kid's gotta have a problem with reindeers for a while.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5551d3ab63687248986b0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just had a thought; why is it that Europeans shit on the USA for not legalizing gay marriage all across the country yet when only 17 countries in the world have legal gay marriage?  (There's 196 countries in the world and the majority of europe doesn't have legal gay marriage)\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551d39d636872633c3d0f00#post_5551d39d636872633c3d0f00\r\nProbably","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5551d86463687248af3e0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well Robin Hood took some time to beat.  I have to thank Caster's magic to brute force the last 1200 HP.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5551de0263687248af830f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Food for thought: Why is it when a movie is set in ancient Greece or Rome most of the time the actors have an English accent?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5551e0c06368724df4a60600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551de0263687248af830f00#post_5551de0263687248af830f00\r\nOh hai Albus, haven't seen you in a while.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5551e36763687248af3d1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551e0c06368724df4a60600#post_5551e0c06368724df4a60600\r\nI have returned!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5551e45063687224ea3d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551d3ab63687248986b0800#post_5551d3ab63687248986b0800\r\nBecause everyone expects the US to be the savior of the world or something.\r\nI mean, it _sorta_ makes sense. Out of all the wars we had, we only lost, like, one.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5551e7d06368726285860500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551de0263687248af830f00#post_5551de0263687248af830f00\r\nBecause actors fluent in ancient greek or latin are difficult to come by\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}