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{"topics":[{"id":"53a8bb7163687271d0f10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"English speaking tourist gets smacked on Russian train for ass slapping a sales lady\":http://youtu.be/FZy2uk1N5rk?t=2m14s","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a8bb8c63687232fb500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8bb7163687271d0f10100#post_53a8bb7163687271d0f10100\r\nOh Russia","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a8bc07636872598ade0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/5331aaa7f99fc1553605fe97dbae5a03/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do1_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/ff9b325e52ce4e8ef45ab17dad680940/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do2_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/fa95838a42794e2b58c307883ef681a3/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do3_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/f33d6faa24d890216eaa7d4d822f88d9/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do4_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/890a7b934f6541480bb0657ba5c5e2ca/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do5_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/cd6649772067e4e22e0cb7d4f0c92cac/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do6_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/e106a74c8e82475e8f5c0b4de276c287/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do7_1280.jpg!\r\nPosting cuz Ed, Edd, n Eddy","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53a8bf9f6368725996580600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8bb7163687271d0f10100#post_53a8bb7163687271d0f10100\r\n\r\nits good to see they still make america proud in other countries.\r\n\r\nalso sock and sandals, maybe thats why he slapped him a  third time.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8c31063687243bb1c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Starts reproducing via binary fission*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8cef063687256afc60600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So the man I refer to as my \"sperm-donor\" is now harassing my grandfather.\r\nI'm starting to think I should just punch him.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8cf586368723d41770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8cef063687256afc60600#post_53a8cef063687256afc60600\r\n\r\n911 should do the trick, or a restraining order","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a8cfa26368723d419b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8bc07636872598ade0400#post_53a8bc07636872598ade0400\r\n\r\nMake it fucking happen.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53a8d0cd6368725f7a6a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8cf586368723d41770000#post_53a8cf586368723d41770000\r\n\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8cfa26368723d419b0000#post_53a8cfa26368723d419b0000\r\nI wanna share a fun little anecdote. When I first came out my dad couldn't believe it. I was worried about how my grandad would react but when I told him all he did was give me the biggest hug I've ever had. He said to me \"You are my grandson and nothing will change that.\" However one weekend I went to his house with a black eye. I don't think I need to tell you how I got it. My grandad drove over to my house, grabbed my dad by the neck , and said \"If you ever lay another hand on that boy I will sodomize you with a rusty straight razor.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8d11b6368724692f80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8d0cd6368725f7a6a0400#post_53a8d0cd6368725f7a6a0400\r\n\r\nBadass grandpa is badass","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a8d186636872176b410300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8d0cd6368725f7a6a0400#post_53a8d0cd6368725f7a6a0400\r\nDamn. Go grandad","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53a8d2366368722e39820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013