time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/614.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a8bb7163687271d0f10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"English speaking tourist gets smacked on Russian train for ass slapping a sales lady\":http://youtu.be/FZy2uk1N5rk?t=2m14s","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a8bb8c63687232fb500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8bb7163687271d0f10100#post_53a8bb7163687271d0f10100\r\nOh Russia","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a8bc07636872598ade0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/5331aaa7f99fc1553605fe97dbae5a03/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do1_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/ff9b325e52ce4e8ef45ab17dad680940/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do2_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/fa95838a42794e2b58c307883ef681a3/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do3_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/f33d6faa24d890216eaa7d4d822f88d9/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do4_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/890a7b934f6541480bb0657ba5c5e2ca/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do5_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/cd6649772067e4e22e0cb7d4f0c92cac/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do6_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/e106a74c8e82475e8f5c0b4de276c287/tumblr_ms9j3m7WAN1rzn06do7_1280.jpg!\r\nPosting cuz Ed, Edd, n Eddy","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53a8bf9f6368725996580600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8bb7163687271d0f10100#post_53a8bb7163687271d0f10100\r\n\r\nits good to see they still make america proud in other countries.\r\n\r\nalso sock and sandals, maybe thats why he slapped him a  third time.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8c31063687243bb1c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Starts reproducing via binary fission*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8cef063687256afc60600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So the man I refer to as my \"sperm-donor\" is now harassing my grandfather.\r\nI'm starting to think I should just punch him.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8cf586368723d41770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8cef063687256afc60600#post_53a8cef063687256afc60600\r\n\r\n911 should do the trick, or a restraining order","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a8cfa26368723d419b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8bc07636872598ade0400#post_53a8bc07636872598ade0400\r\n\r\nMake it fucking happen.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53a8d0cd6368725f7a6a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8cf586368723d41770000#post_53a8cf586368723d41770000\r\n\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8cfa26368723d419b0000#post_53a8cfa26368723d419b0000\r\nI wanna share a fun little anecdote. When I first came out my dad couldn't believe it. I was worried about how my grandad would react but when I told him all he did was give me the biggest hug I've ever had. He said to me \"You are my grandson and nothing will change that.\" However one weekend I went to his house with a black eye. I don't think I need to tell you how I got it. My grandad drove over to my house, grabbed my dad by the neck , and said \"If you ever lay another hand on that boy I will sodomize you with a rusty straight razor.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8d11b6368724692f80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8d0cd6368725f7a6a0400#post_53a8d0cd6368725f7a6a0400\r\n\r\nBadass grandpa is badass","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a8d186636872176b410300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8d0cd6368725f7a6a0400#post_53a8d0cd6368725f7a6a0400\r\nDamn. Go grandad","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53a8d2366368722e39820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8d11b6368724692f80000#post_53a8d11b6368724692f80000\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8d186636872176b410300#post_53a8d186636872176b410300\r\nNow keep in mind that is is my grandfather's biological son. He is choosing ME over his own child. I would take a bullet for this man and not even regret doing it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8d28f63687243bb010500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8d2366368722e39820100#post_53a8d2366368722e39820100\r\nFuck yeah Grandad! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53a8d2c56368723d2dde0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"my fucking mom is so goddamn annoying man, so i need to make a verification because we made a transaction on steam, so i told her about this and she literally screams at me \"AND WHY DO THEY ASK FOR THAT NOW? I NEVER HEARD OF THAT VERIFICATION, IT MUST BE A SCAM, YOU THINK IM STUPID GONNA GIVE THEM MY PIN?\" but mom its from trustworthy company, they are only asking for verification numbers they send to your account nothing else \"DONT BE STUPID, THEY WANT TO STEAL MY CREDIT CARD AND SHIT BLAH BLAH BLAH\" the stupidity coming out of her arguments was just too UUUUH, like she was educated by fox news only, she was full of fearmongering.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8d93863687202b0a20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/a7656b14f3152bb6c7946c91a291a4e5/tumblr_n79qm2T6ft1tq9lv5o1_500.jpg!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/65e763143718262017ac74bbd147dcda/tumblr_n79qm2T6ft1tq9lv5o2_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8da0b6368721ba9890200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8d2c56368723d2dde0100#post_53a8d2c56368723d2dde0100\r\n\r\nI know that feel bro...","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53a8da186368726c514c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/heil-hipster-the-young-neo-nazis-trying-to-put-a-stylish-face-on-hate-20140623\":http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/heil-hipster-the-young-neo-nazis-trying-to-put-a-stylish-face-on-hate-20140623\r\n\r\n\r\nHue","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53a8daa36368726d13fc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8d2c56368723d2dde0100#post_53a8d2c56368723d2dde0100\r\nMy mom is like a more annoying version of Pinkie Pie.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8dc826368726d138c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I thought of something; you know how almost every video game/movie or such either depicts the future as either some post apocalypse nightmare where almost everyone's dead due to <insert here> or some Utopian future where <insert here> doesn't exist anymore?  Nah; the most realistic scenario is that future societies will on the surface mirror current culture, but everyone's just going to abuse the technology to use facebook and argue at each other.\r\n\r\nWhat the year 21XX will most likely be like, \"The government is lying to you!  We never landed on Mars!  It's a conspiracy by the lizard people from the core of the earth to control you!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a8dce76368726cfb0b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8dc826368726d138c0300#post_53a8dc826368726d138c0300\r\nNah, man, there'll be like...hover cars... Everything will change with hover cars.","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53a8de276368726b47a40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sweden\r\n[spoiler]!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/ruotsalainen_juomapullo.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53a8df2763687276938b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8dc826368726d138c0300#post_53a8dc826368726d138c0300\r\n\r\n\r\nso like futurama","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8df4e63687273b0ce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8dce76368726cfb0b0400#post_53a8dce76368726cfb0b0400\r\nAs much as I want hover cars that's probably a pipe dream.  The most likely scenario is that the vast majority of people that work will work from home, go to school from home and only a small percentage of people will need to take self driving cars to the places they need to go.\r\n\r\nThe good news is that the estimated hours the average first world citizen will be working will be much less in that while it will be hard to live off ten hours a week cost of products and services will be enough to where you're at the equal standard of living as you are today.  What I mean by this is hypothetically if they kept minimum wage at $8/hour and there was no inflation you would be only working ten hours a week, but the cost of products will be much cheaper to the point where you're still on the same financial standing.\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8df2763687276938b0200#post_53a8df2763687276938b0200\r\nPretty much; Futurama, even though it's a comedy, is hilariously accurate.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a8e0226368722b0a760400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/6a36b16ee6992196f294a4993a2a11c0/tumblr_n7eu7oqWme1sa5stto1_1280.jpg!\r\nWhat is wrong with this picture?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8e09d6368722b0a980400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8de276368726b47a40000#post_53a8de276368726b47a40000\r\nSwedes never fail to impress me with their unique sense of design. Or was that the Japanese?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}