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{"topics":[{"id":"5323b9e36368722775e30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323b36b6368722549250000#post_5323b36b6368722549250000\r\n\r\n\"Good thing 64 rhymes with 64 or this rap shit would be hard\"","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5323e0426368723d5f960100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just an idea.\r\n\r\nIf you had the power of God, what would you do for a millennium?\r\n\r\n+Rules are (despite being God, there are rules):+\r\n1) No breaking or altering the rules.\r\n2) No deleting someone from existence.\r\n3) No altering the fundamental laws of physics.\r\n4) No altering free will.\r\n5) No killing someone on purpose.\r\n6) No telling the world you're God.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5323e2d96368725df0b60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323e0426368723d5f960100#post_5323e0426368723d5f960100\r\nPiss on everyone","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5323e367636872053eb50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323e0426368723d5f960100#post_5323e0426368723d5f960100\r\nCreate a \"universe\" that is a computer simulation of all potential realities with all potential laws of physics with overseer programs to oversee simulations development and make sure shit doesn't hit the fan.  Basically make a computer universe mmo with a system of creating mmo npc heroes whenever shit hits the fan to make sure things run smoothly.\r\n\r\n\r\nOh by the way random side note: The theory that our universe is actually a simulation does hold a unnerving amount of water to it.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5323e43c6368725fed190100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323e0426368723d5f960100#post_5323e0426368723d5f960100\r\nenact policy changes that I think would be interesting and see what happens.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5323e4cb63687204daea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323e43c6368725fed190100#post_5323e43c6368725fed190100\r\nCasual day everyday!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5323ec6863687223cad00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323e0426368723d5f960100#post_5323e0426368723d5f960100\r\n\r\nmake watter have a sweet taste but still make it held its normal properties.\r\n\r\nno problem with people drinking barely any water.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5324026d6368725b420b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323e0426368723d5f960100#post_5323e0426368723d5f960100\r\nWould releasing half life 3 break the laws of physics?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"532403f563687259a9a30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5324026d6368725b420b0000#post_5324026d6368725b420b0000\r\nIt would break the entire omniverse.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5324046c6368725aa3840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/532403f563687259a9a30100#post_532403f563687259a9a30100\r\nIt would be so worth the weight that it would cause the universe to end through a big crunch.\r\n*astrophysically rimshot","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5324078d6368722c1ad20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5324046c6368725aa3840100#post_5324046c6368725aa3840100\r\nWhat is the deal with worth the weight?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5324089a636872591b230300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5324078d6368722c1ad20000#post_5324078d6368722c1ad20000\r\nIt's a pun; well technically in this case it's a pun on top of a pun.\r\n\r\nWorth the weight i