time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/65.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5323b9e36368722775e30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323b36b6368722549250000#post_5323b36b6368722549250000\r\n\r\n\"Good thing 64 rhymes with 64 or this rap shit would be hard\"","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5323e0426368723d5f960100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just an idea.\r\n\r\nIf you had the power of God, what would you do for a millennium?\r\n\r\n+Rules are (despite being God, there are rules):+\r\n1) No breaking or altering the rules.\r\n2) No deleting someone from existence.\r\n3) No altering the fundamental laws of physics.\r\n4) No altering free will.\r\n5) No killing someone on purpose.\r\n6) No telling the world you're God.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5323e2d96368725df0b60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323e0426368723d5f960100#post_5323e0426368723d5f960100\r\nPiss on everyone","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5323e367636872053eb50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323e0426368723d5f960100#post_5323e0426368723d5f960100\r\nCreate a \"universe\" that is a computer simulation of all potential realities with all potential laws of physics with overseer programs to oversee simulations development and make sure shit doesn't hit the fan.  Basically make a computer universe mmo with a system of creating mmo npc heroes whenever shit hits the fan to make sure things run smoothly.\r\n\r\n\r\nOh by the way random side note: The theory that our universe is actually a simulation does hold a unnerving amount of water to it.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5323e43c6368725fed190100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323e0426368723d5f960100#post_5323e0426368723d5f960100\r\nenact policy changes that I think would be interesting and see what happens.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5323e4cb63687204daea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323e43c6368725fed190100#post_5323e43c6368725fed190100\r\nCasual day everyday!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5323ec6863687223cad00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323e0426368723d5f960100#post_5323e0426368723d5f960100\r\n\r\nmake watter have a sweet taste but still make it held its normal properties.\r\n\r\nno problem with people drinking barely any water.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5324026d6368725b420b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323e0426368723d5f960100#post_5323e0426368723d5f960100\r\nWould releasing half life 3 break the laws of physics?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"532403f563687259a9a30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5324026d6368725b420b0000#post_5324026d6368725b420b0000\r\nIt would break the entire omniverse.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5324046c6368725aa3840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/532403f563687259a9a30100#post_532403f563687259a9a30100\r\nIt would be so worth the weight that it would cause the universe to end through a big crunch.\r\n*astrophysically rimshot","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5324078d6368722c1ad20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5324046c6368725aa3840100#post_5324046c6368725aa3840100\r\nWhat is the deal with worth the weight?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5324089a636872591b230300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5324078d6368722c1ad20000#post_5324078d6368722c1ad20000\r\nIt's a pun; well technically in this case it's a pun on top of a pun.\r\n\r\nWorth the weight is when people make fun of how long people have been waiting for half life 3 by equating it to gabe's weight.\r\n\r\nMy pun is making a joke off of that by saying that half life 3 is so worth the weight that it's total mass would be enough to not only halt the expansion of the universe, but reverse it until the entire universe suffered a \"big crunch\" in which the entire universe reverts back to a single point.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53240ed463687203ae520200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5324089a636872591b230300#post_5324089a636872591b230300\r\nI see.\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"532411ed636872025e4b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53240ed463687203ae520200#post_53240ed463687203ae520200\r\nTechnically you don't see; you actually see the accretion disk.\r\n*another rimshot\r\n\r\nOkay, I'm officially tired.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53247f76636872301e520200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXIg6je4DMM\r\n\r\nIs there really a rumor of a second Red Dead Redemption game later this year, flying around? If so, when will they make a Bully 2?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5324b09763687231e5280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I fianlly sat down and watched JonTron... Yeah, the guy's hilarious. But he's not my lord and savior! \r\n\r\n~inb4 someone calls me a heretic~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5324b1a363687215b64c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5324b09763687231e5280000#post_5324b09763687231e5280000\r\n\r\n!https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1377/21/1377217020035.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5324b307636872102c0e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5324b1a363687215b64c0100#post_5324b1a363687215b64c0100\r\n!http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/BLAM_ferngully.jpg!\r\n\r\nThe original scene of \"girls can't love girls\" from madoka magica was really funny; it came right the fun out of nowhere, was over the top in terms of ridiculousness and was never spoken of again.  I think that was the point at which most people watching the show/movies realized that most of the girls were lesbians.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5324b4aa63687270f75d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5324b09763687231e5280000#post_5324b09763687231e5280000\r\nFinally... I am not alone.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5324b6bb636872444b3d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://memestorage.com/_nw/71/03375614.png!\r\n\r\ny'all motherfuckers need jontron","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5324b8c76368723989480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5324b6bb636872444b3d0000#post_5324b6bb636872444b3d0000\r\nWhat I really fucking hate of him is his overused reaction images.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5324b96163687247a21c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5324b6bb636872444b3d0000#post_5324b6bb636872444b3d0000\r\n\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/10/9/118303__safe_applejack_image+macro_reaction+image_futurama_smart+cookie_meh_neutral+planet+ambassador_neutral_no+real+threat.png!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5324d7ee6368726168b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5323e0426368723d5f960100#post_5323e0426368723d5f960100\r\nI'd stop wars.","author":"640bc9a16361645de1f50900"},{"id":"532501856368724bd60b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Artcast Nyans\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5324d7ee6368726168b60100#post_5324d7ee6368726168b60100\r\nThis.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"532502c96368726494c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/532501856368724bd60b0000#post_532501856368724bd60b0000\r\nThat.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"}]}