time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/661.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53afc19063687254ffc90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just 5 more pages...","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc45b63687256bf4a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc19063687254ffc90300#post_53afc19063687254ffc90300\r\naw shit, this whole thing has been a ritual to summon satan hasn't it? ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53afc49d63687255b4ea0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc45b63687256bf4a0500#post_53afc45b63687256bf4a0500\r\nYes, yes it has.\r\n\r\nMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc4d663687256ec740500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc45b63687256bf4a0500#post_53afc45b63687256bf4a0500\r\nI thought he was already here? I mean you're talking to em right now aren't you? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53afc55c636872555e510600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc4d663687256ec740500#post_53afc4d663687256ec740500\r\nHow did you know?!?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc5f963687254b1820600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc55c636872555e510600#post_53afc55c636872555e510600\r\nI didn't, I tricked you bitch! _*NOW BURN!*_\r\n\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/4/10/597446__safe_solo_pinkie+pie_animated_water_artist-colon-peanutbutter_bowl_priest_holy+water.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53afc60f63687256cbc70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc49d63687255b4ea0500#post_53afc49d63687255b4ea0500\r\nJeez; stop shouting already, I can you well and clear.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53afc61563687256cbcd0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Gets off the monster*\r\n\r\n@Kamen ride! Decade!@\r\n\r\n*Summons Kamen rider Faiz*\r\n\r\n@Final form ride! F-F-F-Faiz!@\r\n\r\nThis will tickle for a second\r\n\r\nFaiz: Wuh!\r\n\r\n*Transforms Faiz into the Faiz blaster*\r\n\r\n*Fires at the monster for a few seconds*\r\n\r\n@Final attack ride! F-F-F-Faiz!@\r\n\r\n*A big laser vaporizes the monster*\r\n\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53afc61863687256ec3f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc5f963687254b1820600#post_53afc5f963687254b1820600\r\nI'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc6a56368720c28040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc61863687256ec3f0600#post_53afc61863687256ec3f0600\r\n*Throws Cross at him and starts smacking the shit out of him with the Bible*\r\n\r\nBe gone N!%@#%&! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53afc7226368720d800d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc6a56368720c28040000#post_53afc6a56368720c28040000\r\n*Melts into a giant puddle of goop, which soaks into the ground*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc7af6368720ce7590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc7226368720d800d0000#post_53afc7226368720d800d0000\r\nHUZZAH!\r\n\r\nLooks like another job accomplished by none other than!\r\n\r\n_*WITNESS RIDER!*_ \r\n\r\n_*PRECH IT!*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53afc8136368720d80330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*I appear again*\r\nSo, guys? What did I miss? I heard a lot of screaming and roaring in here.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc87d6368720e24790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc8136368720d80330000#post_53afc8136368720d80330000\r\nNothing much