time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/661.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53afc19063687254ffc90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just 5 more pages...","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc45b63687256bf4a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc19063687254ffc90300#post_53afc19063687254ffc90300\r\naw shit, this whole thing has been a ritual to summon satan hasn't it? ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53afc49d63687255b4ea0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc45b63687256bf4a0500#post_53afc45b63687256bf4a0500\r\nYes, yes it has.\r\n\r\nMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc4d663687256ec740500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc45b63687256bf4a0500#post_53afc45b63687256bf4a0500\r\nI thought he was already here? I mean you're talking to em right now aren't you? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53afc55c636872555e510600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc4d663687256ec740500#post_53afc4d663687256ec740500\r\nHow did you know?!?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc5f963687254b1820600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc55c636872555e510600#post_53afc55c636872555e510600\r\nI didn't, I tricked you bitch! _*NOW BURN!*_\r\n\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/4/10/597446__safe_solo_pinkie+pie_animated_water_artist-colon-peanutbutter_bowl_priest_holy+water.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53afc60f63687256cbc70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc49d63687255b4ea0500#post_53afc49d63687255b4ea0500\r\nJeez; stop shouting already, I can you well and clear.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53afc61563687256cbcd0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Gets off the monster*\r\n\r\n@Kamen ride! Decade!@\r\n\r\n*Summons Kamen rider Faiz*\r\n\r\n@Final form ride! F-F-F-Faiz!@\r\n\r\nThis will tickle for a second\r\n\r\nFaiz: Wuh!\r\n\r\n*Transforms Faiz into the Faiz blaster*\r\n\r\n*Fires at the monster for a few seconds*\r\n\r\n@Final attack ride! F-F-F-Faiz!@\r\n\r\n*A big laser vaporizes the monster*\r\n\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53afc61863687256ec3f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc5f963687254b1820600#post_53afc5f963687254b1820600\r\nI'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc6a56368720c28040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc61863687256ec3f0600#post_53afc61863687256ec3f0600\r\n*Throws Cross at him and starts smacking the shit out of him with the Bible*\r\n\r\nBe gone N!%@#%&! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53afc7226368720d800d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc6a56368720c28040000#post_53afc6a56368720c28040000\r\n*Melts into a giant puddle of goop, which soaks into the ground*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc7af6368720ce7590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc7226368720d800d0000#post_53afc7226368720d800d0000\r\nHUZZAH!\r\n\r\nLooks like another job accomplished by none other than!\r\n\r\n_*WITNESS RIDER!*_ \r\n\r\n_*PRECH IT!*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53afc8136368720d80330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*I appear again*\r\nSo, guys? What did I miss? I heard a lot of screaming and roaring in here.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc87d6368720e24790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc8136368720d80330000#post_53afc8136368720d80330000\r\nNothing much, just satan impersonating you. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53afc8d16368720d91ef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc87d6368720e24790000#post_53afc87d6368720e24790000\r\nWhat the fuck?\r\n\r\n*Satan's hand suddenly grabs me and pulls me into Hell*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc9276368720d9b960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc8d16368720d91ef0000#post_53afc8d16368720d91ef0000\r\nHuh, guess that's that then. \r\n\r\nALRIGHT GUYS LETS PARTY!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53afc96d6368720c28690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc9276368720d9b960000#post_53afc9276368720d9b960000\r\nWHAT ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afc9b96368720c1aa20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc9276368720d9b960000#post_53afc9276368720d9b960000\r\nOkay then!\r\n\r\n@Kamen ride! Faiz!@\r\n\r\n*Starts inexplicably flashing rave colors*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53afc9ce6368720d91500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In a more serious post here's some stuff and it's a post on Ai:\r\n\r\n\r\nI was talking to someone and basically here's the run down on Ai development and why we don't have human level intelligence yet:\r\nWe don't have creative Ai yet so stop bugging people.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is that in order for there to be human level intelligence in Ai the blue brain project has to finish and several other projects have to finish first.  Right now we're in the process of understanding the human brain and reverse engineering it through inorganic means.\r\n\r\nTo summarize it:\r\nWe have to develop neurochips that can simulate a hundred billion brain cells first and that's going to take another fifteen years.\r\n\r\nThe blue brain project has to finish and that's going to take ten years.\r\n\r\nThen we have to make it to where Ai's programming is based off neural pathways; essentially write a programming language for Ai.  Right now we simply copy the neural pathways, we don't actually have a programming language for it.\r\n\r\nWe then have to program the core programming for them so that they can actually function and have a base consciousness to grow off of; basically program them with the ability to speak and give them a basic personality to base off of.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThere's still a ton of steps to do; it's going to take 10 years until we actually have the programming language needed, it's going to be 15 years until we have computers powerful enough, it's going to be at least 15 to 20 years until we have the base Ai for Ai to grow off of to come about.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTl:dr; Sapient Ai are going to at first be like Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation at first they're going to have little to no personality and grow into it.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; of Tl:dr;\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/DataTNG.jpg!\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc8d16368720d91ef0000#post_53afc8d16368720d91ef0000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc87d6368720e24790000#post_53afc87d6368720e24790000\r\nWhat the fuck?\r\n\r\n*Satan's hand suddenly grabs me and pulls me into Hell*[/bq]\r\n\"Hey Randomosaur; have I shown you my apartment yet?\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53afca036368720c9ac60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc96d6368720c28690000#post_53afc96d6368720c28690000\r\n*Sigh*\r\n\r\nFiiiiine.\r\n\r\n_*SUPER BOOMARANG ACTION BIBLE GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53afca366368720d66c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc9b96368720c1aa20000#post_53afc9b96368720c1aa20000\r\nHurray! \r\n\r\nKamen Rider Rave in the hishouse! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53afca996368720d265f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afca366368720d66c50000#post_53afca366368720d66c50000\r\nOh! I almost forgot\r\n\r\n*Turns the real Faiz back into a rider*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53afcaaf6368720d80d40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc9ce6368720d91500100#post_53afc9ce6368720d91500100\r\nYOU'RE SATAN?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53afcb0c6368720cc8320100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afca996368720d265f0100#post_53afca996368720d265f0100\r\nI wonder if Kamen Rider Shin brought the dip? Oh wait I don't think we invited him. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53afcb4e6368720d26b00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afc9ce6368720d91500100#post_53afc9ce6368720d91500100\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53afcaaf6368720d80d40000#post_53afcaaf6368720d80d40000\r\nNo wonder why this N!@$!%# so smart! HIS BRAIN IS UNHOLY! _*QUICK PURIFY IT!*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}