time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6755.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5576de096368726829000764","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576dbc563687248a6001181#post_5576dbc563687248a6001181\r\nSmells like Sweat!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576dd28636872151f0019f0#post_5576dd28636872151f0019f0\r\n*YOU HAVE ANGERED THE FOOD GODS* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5576de1463687248a6001517","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"food fix","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5576e13f6368726718000eef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576dd28636872151f0019f0#post_5576dd28636872151f0019f0\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]*GOD DAMMIT, MY DINNER JUST SLINGSHOT-ED SOME SPICY CURRY INTO MY EYES!*\r\n\r\n*FOOD, WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME?!*[/bq]\r\nI was gonna make a fat joke but even I have standards","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5576e22b6368721b7e005780","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wow...\r\n\r\nI actually cried watching a video of a person making cheesy garlic bread. \r\nI guess it was something amazing.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5576e295636872151f0023df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576e22b6368721b7e005780#post_5576e22b6368721b7e005780\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]Wow...\r\n\r\nI actually cried watching a video of a person making cheesy garlic bread. \r\nI guess it was something amazing.[/bq]\r\nScrew it.... fat ass","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5576e3b86368726718001155","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576e295636872151f0023df#post_5576e295636872151f0023df\r\nScrew you, I'm actually slim.\r\nHigh metabolism does that to you. I eat more than my dad but I weight less.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5576e53c63687248b000187b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576e3b86368726718001155#post_5576e3b86368726718001155\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576e295636872151f0023df#post_5576e295636872151f0023df\r\nScrew you, I'm actually slim.\r\nHigh metabolism does that to you. I eat more than my dad but I weight less.[/bq]\r\nI c","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5576e5e2636872151f0029e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Biting a garlic is the worst experience anyone can have as they eat.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5576e6106368726829000ce9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/s2zqhJJ.jpg!\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/MpMCKAX.jpg!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5576e6db636872778500042d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576e6106368726829000ce9#post_5576e6106368726829000ce9\r\nWhy so sad?\r\nYou have a top hat.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5576e71a63687248a6002312","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I asked to draw her unamused xD","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557703c763687250ce00070a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well you got it","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5577067163687264100005e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4715854+_62566467e8712052e91dfe62f4481be1.gif!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55770b306368726410000d07","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just watched Vaati's Bloodborne video. And I'm gonna be real here, if I had the chance to become a Great One and ascend to what is essentially Godhood, I'd take it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55770d2b636872204d000c10","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey, do you guys remember how the Internet and computers were like about a decade ago?\r\nI do and I'm glad I have the modern version.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55770d42636872204d000c32","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d"