time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6755.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5576de096368726829000764","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576dbc563687248a6001181#post_5576dbc563687248a6001181\r\nSmells like Sweat!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576dd28636872151f0019f0#post_5576dd28636872151f0019f0\r\n*YOU HAVE ANGERED THE FOOD GODS* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5576de1463687248a6001517","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"food fix","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5576e13f6368726718000eef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576dd28636872151f0019f0#post_5576dd28636872151f0019f0\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]*GOD DAMMIT, MY DINNER JUST SLINGSHOT-ED SOME SPICY CURRY INTO MY EYES!*\r\n\r\n*FOOD, WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME?!*[/bq]\r\nI was gonna make a fat joke but even I have standards","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5576e22b6368721b7e005780","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wow...\r\n\r\nI actually cried watching a video of a person making cheesy garlic bread. \r\nI guess it was something amazing.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5576e295636872151f0023df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576e22b6368721b7e005780#post_5576e22b6368721b7e005780\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]Wow...\r\n\r\nI actually cried watching a video of a person making cheesy garlic bread. \r\nI guess it was something amazing.[/bq]\r\nScrew it.... fat ass","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5576e3b86368726718001155","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576e295636872151f0023df#post_5576e295636872151f0023df\r\nScrew you, I'm actually slim.\r\nHigh metabolism does that to you. I eat more than my dad but I weight less.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5576e53c63687248b000187b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576e3b86368726718001155#post_5576e3b86368726718001155\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576e295636872151f0023df#post_5576e295636872151f0023df\r\nScrew you, I'm actually slim.\r\nHigh metabolism does that to you. I eat more than my dad but I weight less.[/bq]\r\nI c","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5576e5e2636872151f0029e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Biting a garlic is the worst experience anyone can have as they eat.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5576e6106368726829000ce9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/s2zqhJJ.jpg!\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/MpMCKAX.jpg!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5576e6db636872778500042d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5576e6106368726829000ce9#post_5576e6106368726829000ce9\r\nWhy so sad?\r\nYou have a top hat.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5576e71a63687248a6002312","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I asked to draw her unamused xD","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557703c763687250ce00070a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well you got it","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5577067163687264100005e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4715854+_62566467e8712052e91dfe62f4481be1.gif!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55770b306368726410000d07","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just watched Vaati's Bloodborne video. And I'm gonna be real here, if I had the chance to become a Great One and ascend to what is essentially Godhood, I'd take it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55770d2b636872204d000c10","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey, do you guys remember how the Internet and computers were like about a decade ago?\r\nI do and I'm glad I have the modern version.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55770d42636872204d000c32","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55770b306368726410000d07#post_55770b306368726410000d07\r\nI probably wouldn't? Immortality sucks.\r\n\r\nPlus its probably really terrible transformation wise at that. \r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55770d82636872014e0006a6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55770d2b636872204d000c10#post_55770d2b636872204d000c10\r\nTell me about it.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55770e47636872204d000d4f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55770b306368726410000d07#post_55770b306368726410000d07\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55770d42636872204d000c32#post_55770d42636872204d000c32\r\nI dunno, they can be killed can't they? Once I got tired of being an elder God I'd probably just take it easy on the next hunter to try to take me down and be done with it","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55770f37636872014e0007d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55770d42636872204d000c32#post_55770d42636872204d000c32\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55770e47636872204d000d4f#post_55770e47636872204d000d4f\r\nBut think of the power.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55770f9b63687250ce001c80","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55770f37636872014e0007d6#post_55770f37636872014e0007d6\r\nI wanna be this one\r\n!https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ROJqQAg9vtk/maxresdefault.jpg!\r\nShe's cute","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55771013636872204d000f56","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55770f9b63687250ce001c80#post_55770f9b63687250ce001c80\r\nI'd fuck it","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55771053636872621f00184f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55770f37636872014e0007d6#post_55770f37636872014e0007d6\r\nHey. I got my friends and my family and I'm fine with that.\r\n\r\nI wont lie the Temptation would be killer though. If anything I'd take the power but keep my human form.\r\n\r\nOr at least have it where I have something like a Devil Trigger going on where I can be a Eldritch horror but I can turn back into my normal self. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"557710b463687264100014b7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55771013636872204d000f56#post_55771013636872204d000f56\r\nShe probably kisses with her face tentacles","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"557710f9636872621f00197d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55771013636872204d000f56#post_55771013636872204d000f56\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55770f9b63687250ce001c80#post_55770f9b63687250ce001c80\r\nI'd fuck it[/bq]\r\nDeathclaws are my limit, idk","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557711c16368721de400075c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So remember that part in snake eater where there were just randomly enemies flying above a creek one hovering platforms? \r\n\"That shit was real\":http://youtu.be/hAEi3SMVE60","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}