time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/705.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b62b3e63687263807e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"why do chinese people have to drive backwards? it has caused me lots of accidents in sleeping dogs and i still dont get used to it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62ac5636872482bb40400#post_53b62ac5636872482bb40400\r\n\r\n\r\nthats not a pimp slap\r\n\r\n*pimp slaps him so hard his body is proyectiled to a wall, and goes trough it*\r\n\r\nthat is a pimp slap.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b62b6663687261ff250300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62b0b63687250460d0500#post_53b62b0b63687250460d0500\r\n!http://media.animevice.com/uploads/1/12699/275699-94790002a38a0dc3306c212a792fdb9a.jpg!\r\n*9-BALL OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b62c04636872558e2f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God hates dolphins.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b62e136368727aafe10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62c04636872558e2f0500#post_53b62c04636872558e2f0500\r\nI hate dolphins too","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b62e3e6368726417540500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/m/image/1382/18/1382183198662.jpg!\r\nThis makes me giggle.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b62e7b636872153b070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Two good articles (this one being a response to another, which is linked).\r\n\r\nREAD IT! About Law Enforcement.\r\n\r\nhttp://www.returnofkings.com/38476/why-americans-should-reconsider-their-contempt-for-todays-police","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b62ed86368725c54240600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62e3e6368726417540500#post_53b62e3e6368726417540500\r\nPoor rider dude was caught steaing cookies out the cookie jar! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b62fe36368721c608c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62e136368727aafe10100#post_53b62e136368727aafe10100\r\n\r\nBut dolphines are cute D:","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53b6305f6368727aaf7b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62fe36368721c608c0300#post_53b62fe36368721c608c0300\r\n\r\nYou don't know the truth...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b6306563687276aa9a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62fe36368721c608c0300#post_53b62fe36368721c608c0300\r\nDolphins suck.\r\nSea Turtles 4 lyfe!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b632776368726120190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6306563687276aa9a0200#post_53b6306563687276aa9a0200\r\nSharks forever!\r\n!http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2013/10/600-grey-goblin.gif!\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b632db63687258db520200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b632776368726120190000#post_53b632776368726120190000\r\n\r\nDamn nature!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b632fa63687215292e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b632776368726120190000#post_53b632776368726120190000\r\nI fucking hate so goddamn much right now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b6334c636872328c280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b632db63687258db520200#post_53b632db63687258db520200\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/nrAzvxy.gif!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b633886368724cefda0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/