time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/705.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b62b3e63687263807e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"why do chinese people have to drive backwards? it has caused me lots of accidents in sleeping dogs and i still dont get used to it.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62ac5636872482bb40400#post_53b62ac5636872482bb40400\r\n\r\n\r\nthats not a pimp slap\r\n\r\n*pimp slaps him so hard his body is proyectiled to a wall, and goes trough it*\r\n\r\nthat is a pimp slap.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b62b6663687261ff250300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62b0b63687250460d0500#post_53b62b0b63687250460d0500\r\n!http://media.animevice.com/uploads/1/12699/275699-94790002a38a0dc3306c212a792fdb9a.jpg!\r\n*9-BALL OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b62c04636872558e2f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God hates dolphins.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b62e136368727aafe10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62c04636872558e2f0500#post_53b62c04636872558e2f0500\r\nI hate dolphins too","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b62e3e6368726417540500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/m/image/1382/18/1382183198662.jpg!\r\nThis makes me giggle.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b62e7b636872153b070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Two good articles (this one being a response to another, which is linked).\r\n\r\nREAD IT! About Law Enforcement.\r\n\r\nhttp://www.returnofkings.com/38476/why-americans-should-reconsider-their-contempt-for-todays-police","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b62ed86368725c54240600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62e3e6368726417540500#post_53b62e3e6368726417540500\r\nPoor rider dude was caught steaing cookies out the cookie jar! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b62fe36368721c608c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62e136368727aafe10100#post_53b62e136368727aafe10100\r\n\r\nBut dolphines are cute D:","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53b6305f6368727aaf7b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62fe36368721c608c0300#post_53b62fe36368721c608c0300\r\n\r\nYou don't know the truth...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b6306563687276aa9a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62fe36368721c608c0300#post_53b62fe36368721c608c0300\r\nDolphins suck.\r\nSea Turtles 4 lyfe!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b632776368726120190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6306563687276aa9a0200#post_53b6306563687276aa9a0200\r\nSharks forever!\r\n!http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2013/10/600-grey-goblin.gif!\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b632db63687258db520200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b632776368726120190000#post_53b632776368726120190000\r\n\r\nDamn nature!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b632fa63687215292e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b632776368726120190000#post_53b632776368726120190000\r\nI fucking hate so goddamn much right now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b6334c636872328c280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b632db63687258db520200#post_53b632db63687258db520200\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/nrAzvxy.gif!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b633886368724cefda0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b632776368726120190000#post_53b632776368726120190000\r\n\r\n\r\ni actually find it very hipnotizing the way he moves his jaw, and how the whole skin is like jello.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b6339063687235d9590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6334c636872328c280100#post_53b6334c636872328c280100\r\n\r\nThat's much better.\r\n\r\nClean and quick","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b63399636872608a7b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b305f6368727aaf7b0200#post_53b6305f6368727aaf7b0200\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6306563687276aa9a0200#post_53b6306563687276aa9a0200\r\n\r\nBut... they appear in movies and they are charismatic with humans","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53b633bd6368727aaf7f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6339063687235d9590100#post_53b6339063687235d9590100\r\nAnd a good source of fetishists.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53b633d363687261206b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/786/610/83a.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b634096368724cefe70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b63399636872608a7b0400#post_53b63399636872608a7b0400\r\n\r\n\r\nwhat they dont show is the aftermath where they go out in packs to murder other fishes in cold blood, use their venom to get high, masturbate, then rape, then rape corpses ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b6341363687261ff690500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b632776368726120190000#post_53b632776368726120190000\r\nI prefer worms\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/aB4RBTN.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53b634346368725e53920200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b63399636872608a7b0400#post_53b63399636872608a7b0400\r\nSo did Hitler. Now I'm not saying that Dolphins are the same as Hitler, but they are extremely antisemitic.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b6347c636872615afd0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b63399636872608a7b0400#post_53b63399636872608a7b0400\r\n\r\nThey're lying! Because what's really happening, is that they're hiding something out there.\r\n\r\nAND IT IS GONNA SEND US BACK TO THE STONE AGE!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b634c86368720d11350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b634096368724cefe70000#post_53b634096368724cefe70000\r\n\r\nBut they are wild dolphins, what are you expecting?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53b634d763687210df170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1487411_748838541817131_1645584003_n.png!\r\n\r\nyeah this is me and my friends.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}