time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7107.json

{"topics":[{"id":"558f4c0b6368725fd800092a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f393b63687257dc0003b0#post_558f393b63687257dc0003b0\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f38be6368727ba8000190#post_558f38be6368727ba8000190\r\nIf you were naked all the time I don't think I would be able to keep my hands off of you.[/bq]\r\n\r\nnaked and furry (furry in the anthro sense; not in the bear porn sense)","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"558f4d5e6368721f1b000061","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"CAN I JUST SAY OKAY I CAN BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY HEAD FUCKING HURTS YO WHAT THE FUCKIN HALY HALLELUJAH IN FUCK'S SHIT IS THIS ASSFUCKERY LIKE JESUS CHRIST FUCK ME RUNNING FUCK\r\n\r\nbtw tacoworld sends his regards","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f4d9b6368722f8c000058","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WE LIVE\r\n\r\nI-I think? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558f4dbc636872335400003a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"OH THANK GOD\r\n\r\n!https://36.media.tumblr.com/6523893172ba842ca0e397c8e5c0c725/tumblr_nql28esfwi1rksymco1_540.png!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f4dd563687230140000ab","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i still have a headache tho","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f4df06368722fde0000e1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f4dd563687230140000ab#post_558f4dd563687230140000ab\r\nYou have anything for it? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558f4e006368722f5a00010e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did I miss something?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558f4e2a63687230cb000135","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f3ff26368727e4400194e#post_558f3ff26368727e4400194e\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"Google researching AI development\":http://www.businessinsider.com.au/google-tests-new-artificial-intelligence-chatbot-2015-6\r\n\r\nHere's why this is interesting:\r\n\r\nHuman: What is the purpose of life?\r\nMachine: To serve the greater good.\r\nHuman: What is the purpose of living?\r\nMachine: To live forever.\r\nHuman: Where are you now?\r\nMachine: I’m in the middle of nowhere.\r\nHuman: What is the purpose of dying?\r\nMachine: To have a life.\r\nHuman: What is the purpose of emotions?\r\nMachine: I don’t know.\r\nHuman: What is moral?\r\nMachine: What empowered humanity, what intellectual the essence is.\r\nHuman: What is immoral?\r\nMachine: The fact that you have a child.\r\nHuman: What is morality?\r\nMachine: What is altruism?\r\nHuman: What is the definition of altruism?\r\nMachine: If you don't believe in god, then you don’t know.\r\nHuman: OK…so what is the definition of morality?\r\nMachine: Well, the truth is, you're not a believer in god almighty.\r\nHuman: Tell me the definition of morality, I am quite upset now!\r\nMachine: I’m not ashamed of being a philosopher!\r\n. . .\r\nHuman: What do you think about Bill Gates?\r\nMachine: He’s a good man.\r\n\r\n\r\nKeep in mind it can only speak in short succinct answers so if you're going \"woohoo intelligent computers!\"/\"oh no intelligent computers!\" when it comes to actual intelligence to use a metaphor this is like a common led light of brightness versus a spotlight computer intelligence versus human intelligence.  We're still a long way off from actually intelligent computers.[/bq]\r\n\r\n@MACHINES RULES!@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"558f4e4a6368722ffa000191","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f4df06368722fde0000e1#post_558f4df06368722fde0000e1\r\nother than patience? nah","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f4e5563687230cb000178","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f4e006368722f5a00010e#post_558f4e006368722f5a00010e\r\nThe forums broke","author