time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7107.json

{"topics":[{"id":"558f4c0b6368725fd800092a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f393b63687257dc0003b0#post_558f393b63687257dc0003b0\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f38be6368727ba8000190#post_558f38be6368727ba8000190\r\nIf you were naked all the time I don't think I would be able to keep my hands off of you.[/bq]\r\n\r\nnaked and furry (furry in the anthro sense; not in the bear porn sense)","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"558f4d5e6368721f1b000061","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"CAN I JUST SAY OKAY I CAN BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY HEAD FUCKING HURTS YO WHAT THE FUCKIN HALY HALLELUJAH IN FUCK'S SHIT IS THIS ASSFUCKERY LIKE JESUS CHRIST FUCK ME RUNNING FUCK\r\n\r\nbtw tacoworld sends his regards","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f4d9b6368722f8c000058","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WE LIVE\r\n\r\nI-I think? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558f4dbc636872335400003a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"OH THANK GOD\r\n\r\n!https://36.media.tumblr.com/6523893172ba842ca0e397c8e5c0c725/tumblr_nql28esfwi1rksymco1_540.png!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f4dd563687230140000ab","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i still have a headache tho","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f4df06368722fde0000e1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f4dd563687230140000ab#post_558f4dd563687230140000ab\r\nYou have anything for it? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558f4e006368722f5a00010e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did I miss something?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558f4e2a63687230cb000135","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f3ff26368727e4400194e#post_558f3ff26368727e4400194e\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"Google researching AI development\":http://www.businessinsider.com.au/google-tests-new-artificial-intelligence-chatbot-2015-6\r\n\r\nHere's why this is interesting:\r\n\r\nHuman: What is the purpose of life?\r\nMachine: To serve the greater good.\r\nHuman: What is the purpose of living?\r\nMachine: To live forever.\r\nHuman: Where are you now?\r\nMachine: I’m in the middle of nowhere.\r\nHuman: What is the purpose of dying?\r\nMachine: To have a life.\r\nHuman: What is the purpose of emotions?\r\nMachine: I don’t know.\r\nHuman: What is moral?\r\nMachine: What empowered humanity, what intellectual the essence is.\r\nHuman: What is immoral?\r\nMachine: The fact that you have a child.\r\nHuman: What is morality?\r\nMachine: What is altruism?\r\nHuman: What is the definition of altruism?\r\nMachine: If you don't believe in god, then you don’t know.\r\nHuman: OK…so what is the definition of morality?\r\nMachine: Well, the truth is, you're not a believer in god almighty.\r\nHuman: Tell me the definition of morality, I am quite upset now!\r\nMachine: I’m not ashamed of being a philosopher!\r\n. . .\r\nHuman: What do you think about Bill Gates?\r\nMachine: He’s a good man.\r\n\r\n\r\nKeep in mind it can only speak in short succinct answers so if you're going \"woohoo intelligent computers!\"/\"oh no intelligent computers!\" when it comes to actual intelligence to use a metaphor this is like a common led light of brightness versus a spotlight computer intelligence versus human intelligence.  We're still a long way off from actually intelligent computers.[/bq]\r\n\r\n@MACHINES RULES!@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"558f4e4a6368722ffa000191","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f4df06368722fde0000e1#post_558f4df06368722fde0000e1\r\nother than patience? nah","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f4e5563687230cb000178","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f4e006368722f5a00010e#post_558f4e006368722f5a00010e\r\nThe forums broke","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f4e9b6368723354000164","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f4e006368722f5a00010e#post_558f4e006368722f5a00010e\r\nThe Forums broke.\r\n\r\nliterally all the Threads wouldn't go past the last page they were on. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558f4eb76368722ffa000243","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f4e4a6368722ffa000191#post_558f4e4a6368722ffa000191\r\nShit.\r\n\r\nTry getting some Ice maybe? Usually when my head hurts I take a hot shower. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558f4fa1636872712200002e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"nah im gut man","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f4fb263687270d200007b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I guess it's working now?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558f4fcf636872710200007e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f4dd563687230140000ab#post_558f4dd563687230140000ab\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]i still have a headache tho[/bq]\r\n@YOU REQUIERE SOME REST@\r\n@USING THE PC/PHONE ONLY WILL MAKE YOUR HEADACHE WORSE@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"558f4fd663687270de00009b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The forum monsters will hear you.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"558f500963687271120000c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f4fd663687270de00009b#post_558f4fd663687270de00009b\r\nNo worries, I the O.G Great Black will scare them away. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558f506663687270ef000170","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why do I have the feeling that I'd end up having Lost Emotion playing in the background all day?","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"558f509763687270ef0001b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guess I chose the right time to take a nap.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558f50fe63687270d20002ba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f506663687270ef000170#post_558f506663687270ef000170\r\nHmm?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f509763687270ef0001b6#post_558f509763687270ef0001b6\r\nYou did! though it was only like that for a few minutes. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558f511963687270de0002e0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f509763687270ef0001b6#post_558f509763687270ef0001b6\r\nI didn't know you have psychic powers.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"558f514463687271220001ca","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f511963687270de0002e0#post_558f511963687270de0002e0\r\nMaybe.\r\nSometimes my dreams do predict the future.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558f519763687270de0003c2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f514463687271220001ca#post_558f514463687271220001ca\r\nWhat do your dreams show about me?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f51eb6368727102000397","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/4/46/I_LIVE_Mushu.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150406004245&path-prefix=protagonist!\r\n\r\nSo, what are you guys talking about?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"558f522063687270ef000405","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f51eb6368727102000397#post_558f51eb6368727102000397\r\nforums got *ZU WARUDO*'d and they wouldn't move past the initial Page. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}