time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/735.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b8bbba63687243d5080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Squiggy, please stop stealing my cake.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b8bc0a63687244723c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bbba63687243d5080000#post_53b8bbba63687243d5080000\r\nNo; that was me that stole your cakes.  I stole forty cakes; that's as many as four tens and that's terrible.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b8bc8e63687246c2240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bc0a63687244723c0000#post_53b8bc0a63687244723c0000\r\nHoney why are you stealing cakes again?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b8bcaa63687245824c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bc0a63687244723c0000#post_53b8bc0a63687244723c0000\r\nCan you please stop then?\r\n\r\nI know you want to have a nice, chubby, Celestia-style ass, but you need to buy your own cake.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b8bcc563687244ba350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bcaa63687245824c0000#post_53b8bcaa63687245824c0000\r\nHey! I like his ass.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b8bd14636872433a520000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bcaa63687245824c0000#post_53b8bcaa63687245824c0000\r\n\r\n\r\nHOW ABOUT YOU STOP EATING CAKE AND START DOING YOUR HOMEWORK *trows cake at randomosaur face*\r\n\r\nYOU´LL NEVER BE A DOCTOR IF YOU DONT GET THOSE A+","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b8bd296368724359630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bb4663687226e55c0700#post_53b8bb4663687226e55c0700\r\n\r\nI love outlift with dark and red lights :)","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53b8bd4c63687243b55b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bd14636872433a520000#post_53b8bd14636872433a520000\r\nIT'S FUCKING SCHOOL HOLIDAYS.\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bcc563687244ba350000#post_53b8bcc563687244ba350000\r\nCan you sense mine?\r\n\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b8bd7e63687243b5640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bd4c63687243b55b0000#post_53b8bd4c63687243b55b0000\r\nNot till you hit eighteen Honey.\r\nSorry.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b8bd80636872456d960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bd4c63687243b55b0000#post_53b8bd4c63687243b55b0000\r\n\r\n\r\nDOCTORS TAKE NO REST, IF YOU DONT HAVE HOMEWORK ILL MAKE HOMEWORK FOR YOU.\r\n\r\nTHE REASON WHY YOUR PARENTS ARE SUCH FAILURES IN LIFE IS BECAUSE THEY TOOK REST, AND DECIDED TO FOLLOW THEIR DREAMS.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b8bd9a636872450e800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bd296368724359630000#post_53b8bd296368724359630000\r\nTechnically Faiz is more silver than black, My avi is a pic showing that the red parts glow when he isn't in the light","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b8be51636872438ee80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bd9a636872450e800000#post_53b8bd9a636872450e800000\r\n\r\nOh I know\r\n\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140419041844/kamenrider/images/thumb/f/f2/Faiz.png/180px-Faiz.png!\r\n\r\nBut seeing him in the dark with red lights is badass!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53b8be556368724605e10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bd80636872456d960000#post_53b8bd80636872456d960000\r\nI DON'T WANT TO BE A DOCTOR, I WANT TO B