time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/735.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b8bbba63687243d5080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Squiggy, please stop stealing my cake.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b8bc0a63687244723c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bbba63687243d5080000#post_53b8bbba63687243d5080000\r\nNo; that was me that stole your cakes.  I stole forty cakes; that's as many as four tens and that's terrible.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b8bc8e63687246c2240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bc0a63687244723c0000#post_53b8bc0a63687244723c0000\r\nHoney why are you stealing cakes again?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b8bcaa63687245824c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bc0a63687244723c0000#post_53b8bc0a63687244723c0000\r\nCan you please stop then?\r\n\r\nI know you want to have a nice, chubby, Celestia-style ass, but you need to buy your own cake.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b8bcc563687244ba350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bcaa63687245824c0000#post_53b8bcaa63687245824c0000\r\nHey! I like his ass.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b8bd14636872433a520000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bcaa63687245824c0000#post_53b8bcaa63687245824c0000\r\n\r\n\r\nHOW ABOUT YOU STOP EATING CAKE AND START DOING YOUR HOMEWORK *trows cake at randomosaur face*\r\n\r\nYOU´LL NEVER BE A DOCTOR IF YOU DONT GET THOSE A+","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b8bd296368724359630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bb4663687226e55c0700#post_53b8bb4663687226e55c0700\r\n\r\nI love outlift with dark and red lights :)","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53b8bd4c63687243b55b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bd14636872433a520000#post_53b8bd14636872433a520000\r\nIT'S FUCKING SCHOOL HOLIDAYS.\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bcc563687244ba350000#post_53b8bcc563687244ba350000\r\nCan you sense mine?\r\n\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b8bd7e63687243b5640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bd4c63687243b55b0000#post_53b8bd4c63687243b55b0000\r\nNot till you hit eighteen Honey.\r\nSorry.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b8bd80636872456d960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bd4c63687243b55b0000#post_53b8bd4c63687243b55b0000\r\n\r\n\r\nDOCTORS TAKE NO REST, IF YOU DONT HAVE HOMEWORK ILL MAKE HOMEWORK FOR YOU.\r\n\r\nTHE REASON WHY YOUR PARENTS ARE SUCH FAILURES IN LIFE IS BECAUSE THEY TOOK REST, AND DECIDED TO FOLLOW THEIR DREAMS.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b8bd9a636872450e800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bd296368724359630000#post_53b8bd296368724359630000\r\nTechnically Faiz is more silver than black, My avi is a pic showing that the red parts glow when he isn't in the light","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b8be51636872438ee80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bd9a636872450e800000#post_53b8bd9a636872450e800000\r\n\r\nOh I know\r\n\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140419041844/kamenrider/images/thumb/f/f2/Faiz.png/180px-Faiz.png!\r\n\r\nBut seeing him in the dark with red lights is badass!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53b8be556368724605e10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bd80636872456d960000#post_53b8bd80636872456d960000\r\nI DON'T WANT TO BE A DOCTOR, I WANT TO BE A PALEONTOLOGIST. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b8becf636872456d260100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8be51636872438ee80000#post_53b8be51636872438ee80000\r\nYeah\r\n\r\n!http://www.showwallpaper.com/wallpaper/0710/012853.jpg!\r\nFaiz Axel form","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b8bef4636872434a1b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8be556368724605e10000#post_53b8be556368724605e10000\r\n\r\nYOU ARE GONNA BE A DOCTOR LIKE YOUR GRANDAD AND END OF DISCUSSION.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b8bf51636872431b590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bef4636872434a1b0100#post_53b8bef4636872434a1b0100\r\nI'M NOT BECOMING A FUCKING DOCTOR.\r\n\r\n*Shoots you in the face with a shotgun*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b8bf85636872438e7d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8be556368724605e10000#post_53b8be556368724605e10000\r\nYou can do both, Indiana Jones had a doctorate and while yes he wasn't a paleontologist, he did similar work, albeit with more Nazi punching.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b8bfcd636872456da60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bf51636872431b590100#post_53b8bf51636872431b590100\r\n\r\n\r\nit turns out randomo granda was just a figment of his imagination, all of his family members where, it turns out randomo was mentally unstable and poor so he lived in an abandoned house eating squirrels and talking to dead people\r\n\r\n*THE END*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bf85636872438e7d0100#post_53b8bf85636872438e7d0100\r\n\r\n\r\nif randomo can survive a nuke inside a fridge then he is indiana jones material.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b8bfd063687246c2310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8bf85636872438e7d0100#post_53b8bf85636872438e7d0100\r\nFine.\r\n\r\nI'd like to mutilate people under the guise of surgery anyway, and give people the wrong medication for the lulz.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b8c034636872450e890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"New Berserker avatar!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53b8c195636872456d620200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8c034636872450e890100#post_53b8c034636872450e890100\r\nBEHOLD!\r\nLANCER!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b8c1e3636872431ba20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so i decided to listen to 808´s and heartbreak and\r\n\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/808s_%26_Heartbreak.png!\r\n\r\n\r\nWTF, WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THIS ALBUM?\r\n\r\n\"what is with the autotune?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfrenkSar8Y ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b8c2936368724488c30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8c195636872456d620200#post_53b8c195636872456d620200\r\nDuel! The Unstoppable Knight vs. The Legendary Lancer.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53b8c2ce636872434a890200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8c2936368724488c30200#post_53b8c2936368724488c30200\r\nWell Lancer's spears can cut through magic AND create wounds that never heal.\r\nHA!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b8c3a16368724359ef0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b8becf636872456d260100#post_53b8becf636872456d260100\r\n\r\nOh... I will copy that later!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"}]}