time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/870.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d35c6368722512970000#post_53c9d35c6368722512970000\r\nDon't forget how much he posts about wanting to fuck dinosaur bones.\r\n\r\nRandomosaur's posts in a nutshell:\r\n\"Would it be safe to fuck a dinosaur bone?\"\r\n\"No\"\r\n\"What if I polish it?\"\r\n\"No\"\r\n\"Well what if I-\"\r\n\"No\"\r\n\"How about if I-\"\r\n\"No; you're going to go to the hospital with a dinosaur bone up your ass and they're going to ask how it got there\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c9d42663687204d1a60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d07f6368724484d90000#post_53c9d07f6368724484d90000\r\n\r\n\r\n*\"I KNEW IT!!!!\":https://derpibooru.org/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c43304636872128c9d0100#post_53c43304636872128c9d0100*\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120426205830/tf2informer/images/0/06/Full-red-spy.png!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53c9d42763687272d8990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d0c263687253cd340100#post_53c9d0c263687253cd340100\r\nI know Randy.\r\nThat ain't Randy","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c9d4796368724acb660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200#post_53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200\r\nYou forgot about All of those morally fucked up posts he likes to make","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c9d48b6368726117040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200#post_53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200\r\n\r\n\r\nand then he makes an rp involving dinosaurs.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c9d49b6368722c6c550400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200#post_53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200\r\n\r\nBut if people can insert jars in their anus... What would be the problem with a Dino bone?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53c9d4a763687224b4070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d4796368724acb660000#post_53c9d4796368724acb660000\r\n\r\n\r\ntrue that,\r\n\r\npaska and randy fight to see who is more edgy like 2 months.\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d49b6368722c6c550400#post_53c9d49b6368722c6c550400\r\n\r\n\r\ndoes it end well.\r\n\r\ndoes doing that REALLY end well?\r\n\r\nthe goatsee guy stuck a voleyball up his ass and then died.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c9d50a63687245b6a00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d4a763687224b4070100#post_53c9d4a763687224b4070100\r\n\r\nI'm edgier than all of them combined. Look at my name!\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nI am edgy? R...right?\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140426011353/mlp/images/c/c7/Rarity_ice_cream_promo_S4E23.png!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c9d50f6368726117370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d4a763687224b4070100#post_53c9d4a763687224b4070100\r\n\r\nI don't remember that they tried to be more edgy. What I remember was Randy and his sexual manners with his fossils.\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d50a63687245b6a00200#post_53c9d50a63687245b6a00200\r\n\r\nPrincess pls","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53c9d52a63687238d1e10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d50a63687245b6a00200#post_53c9d50a63687245b6a00200\r\nYou don't need to be edgy.\r\nWe still love you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c9d548636872050c010300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd259000