time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/870.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d35c6368722512970000#post_53c9d35c6368722512970000\r\nDon't forget how much he posts about wanting to fuck dinosaur bones.\r\n\r\nRandomosaur's posts in a nutshell:\r\n\"Would it be safe to fuck a dinosaur bone?\"\r\n\"No\"\r\n\"What if I polish it?\"\r\n\"No\"\r\n\"Well what if I-\"\r\n\"No\"\r\n\"How about if I-\"\r\n\"No; you're going to go to the hospital with a dinosaur bone up your ass and they're going to ask how it got there\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c9d42663687204d1a60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d07f6368724484d90000#post_53c9d07f6368724484d90000\r\n\r\n\r\n*\"I KNEW IT!!!!\":https://derpibooru.org/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c43304636872128c9d0100#post_53c43304636872128c9d0100*\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120426205830/tf2informer/images/0/06/Full-red-spy.png!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53c9d42763687272d8990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d0c263687253cd340100#post_53c9d0c263687253cd340100\r\nI know Randy.\r\nThat ain't Randy","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c9d4796368724acb660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200#post_53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200\r\nYou forgot about All of those morally fucked up posts he likes to make","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c9d48b6368726117040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200#post_53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200\r\n\r\n\r\nand then he makes an rp involving dinosaurs.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c9d49b6368722c6c550400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200#post_53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200\r\n\r\nBut if people can insert jars in their anus... What would be the problem with a Dino bone?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53c9d4a763687224b4070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d4796368724acb660000#post_53c9d4796368724acb660000\r\n\r\n\r\ntrue that,\r\n\r\npaska and randy fight to see who is more edgy like 2 months.\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d49b6368722c6c550400#post_53c9d49b6368722c6c550400\r\n\r\n\r\ndoes it end well.\r\n\r\ndoes doing that REALLY end well?\r\n\r\nthe goatsee guy stuck a voleyball up his ass and then died.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c9d50a63687245b6a00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d4a763687224b4070100#post_53c9d4a763687224b4070100\r\n\r\nI'm edgier than all of them combined. Look at my name!\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nI am edgy? R...right?\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140426011353/mlp/images/c/c7/Rarity_ice_cream_promo_S4E23.png!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c9d50f6368726117370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d4a763687224b4070100#post_53c9d4a763687224b4070100\r\n\r\nI don't remember that they tried to be more edgy. What I remember was Randy and his sexual manners with his fossils.\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d50a63687245b6a00200#post_53c9d50a63687245b6a00200\r\n\r\nPrincess pls","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53c9d52a63687238d1e10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d50a63687245b6a00200#post_53c9d50a63687245b6a00200\r\nYou don't need to be edgy.\r\nWe still love you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c9d548636872050c010300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d42663687204d1a60200#post_53c9d42663687204d1a60200\r\n!http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/Vhp9npyrpyA/maxresdefault.jpg!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53c9d5496368726d321e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d49b6368722c6c550400#post_53c9d49b6368722c6c550400\r\n[bq=\"Shadow_the_Hedgehog\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200#post_53c9d3c063687245ce7d0200\r\n\r\nBut if people can insert jars in their anus... What would be the problem with a Dino bone?[/bq]\r\nI would essentially act like a sponge on steroids and get lodged so hard you would not be able to remove it without risking ripping a hole in your ass literally.  Imagine sticking sandpaper up your ass and then ripping it out.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c9d57063687224d4890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d50f6368726117370000#post_53c9d50f6368726117370000\r\n\r\n\r\nas far as my memory recalls randy has made countless of tragedy jokes.\r\n\r\npaska did some but he is less active so bleeh\r\n\r\nor considering how both have the same avatar i might have thought THAT was paska.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d50a63687245b6a00200#post_53c9d50a63687245b6a00200\r\n\r\n\r\nyou aren even relevant get out of here.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c9d5a8636872050c060300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i can be edgy too guys.\r\n\r\n..i listen to f666 the police...\r\n\r\nsee im being edgy right...?\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c9d5b46368724acbd50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d548636872050c010300#post_53c9d548636872050c010300\r\nThis is a better name though.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53c9d5e66368723253bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d57063687224d4890100#post_53c9d57063687224d4890100\r\n\r\n*hangs self while sobbing uncontrollably*\r\n\r\n*remembers they're immortal about 10 minutes later*\r\n\r\nMe dammit.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c9d6216368727a333f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d57063687224d4890100#post_53c9d57063687224d4890100\r\n\r\nHmm... the avatar thing was recent. I remember you doing the same, and Randy was talking about sexula thing with dinosaurs.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53c9d6426368723253cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d5e66368723253bb0000#post_53c9d5e66368723253bb0000\r\nCan I have my rope back?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c9d69e63687224d4db0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d5b46368724acbd50000#post_53c9d5b46368724acbd50000\r\nThanks.\r\nThe only annoying thing is that in old replies, it still shows up as my old name.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53c9d6b36368727a5c640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im edgy too guys\r\n\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EqUdx1tGbPE/UUjyub3g37I/AAAAAAAAALA/9rMWVXTR-10/s1600/Screen-shot-2011-02-11-at-9.58.02-AM.jpg!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtkbgF9jF1qbbcazo1_500.gif!\r\n!http://www.thedoggstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Tyler-Possessed-.png!\r\n\r\ntyler is so hardcore..im gangsta....","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c9d6b56368727acf5f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, what do you think the briefcase from pulp fiction contained, Im going for gold.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"53c9d6cc63687272d8380200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d6b56368727acf5f0000#post_53c9d6b56368727acf5f0000\r\nGay porn.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c9d6ea6368727ac1780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"trashboat just posted a picture that i think just describes me completely\r\n\r\n!http://s1.hubimg.com/u/189162_f520.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c9d6f66368723f88b00600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Who cares about being edgy?\r\n\r\nAll you need is justice!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c9d7206368720f5e200200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c9d6f66368723f88b00600#post_53c9d6f66368723f88b00600\r\nJustice means nothing without honor.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}