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{"topics":[{"id":"53d479666368720976890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wonder why some Gelbooru hotlinks work and some don't.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d4796b6368724970030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d478d96368720a52440000#post_53d478d96368720a52440000\r\n\r\nI want a Roberto Robotto","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53d4825763687234d1ed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyone ever in League of Legends wonder why you can charm downright near everyone?  Is everyone in this universe bisexual or something?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d484236368720cd5b40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4825763687234d1ed0000#post_53d4825763687234d1ed0000\r\nYes.","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d48d77636872628b710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Who would win in a fight between Godzilla (both the Final Wars and Legendary version), SCP-682, Leviathan (the Bible version), Cthulhu (the Lovecraft version, not the meme version) and Biollante?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d48dfa6368720e00180200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d48d77636872628b710100#post_53d48d77636872628b710100\r\nNONE OF THE ABOVE\r\nCLEARLY I AM THE VICTOR","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d48f7263687228c3e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d48d77636872628b710100#post_53d48d77636872628b710100\r\nElder God Demonbane.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d4930f6368720773060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Everyone must see this\":http://vargskelethor.tumblr.com/post/92863781118/beautiful-im-crying","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d494b5636872151a2e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://31.media.tumblr.com/0f3cb36980299b643fac8f6e911aa5d7/tumblr_n9a0q44Elx1r0z541o1_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\n\"Hahaha I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d4959263687271d39c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wonder what would happen if I were to go cage diving with great whites and I stuck my dick out of the cage.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d4963e63687204ab690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4959263687271d39c0000#post_53d4959263687271d39c0000\r\nBlood.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d496456368726a25c10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d494b5636872151a2e0100#post_53d494b5636872151a2e0100\r\nCarlton? Don't you mean Alfonso!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"53d4968563687249734c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4963e63687204ab690000#post_53d4963e63687204ab690000\r\nMy dick gets so hard that the shark accidentally rams his nose into it and it bleeds?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d4982d6368726e11cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4968563687249734c0100#post_53d4968563687249734c0100\r\nI don't even? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d498c76368726a7d070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was out drinking last night and now I'm lying in bed as my stomach punishes me.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53d4990463687276da030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://projectfandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/plague3.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d4994763687277ae3d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thre