time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/982.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d479666368720976890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wonder why some Gelbooru hotlinks work and some don't.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d4796b6368724970030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d478d96368720a52440000#post_53d478d96368720a52440000\r\n\r\nI want a Roberto Robotto","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53d4825763687234d1ed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyone ever in League of Legends wonder why you can charm downright near everyone?  Is everyone in this universe bisexual or something?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d484236368720cd5b40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4825763687234d1ed0000#post_53d4825763687234d1ed0000\r\nYes.","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d48d77636872628b710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Who would win in a fight between Godzilla (both the Final Wars and Legendary version), SCP-682, Leviathan (the Bible version), Cthulhu (the Lovecraft version, not the meme version) and Biollante?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d48dfa6368720e00180200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d48d77636872628b710100#post_53d48d77636872628b710100\r\nNONE OF THE ABOVE\r\nCLEARLY I AM THE VICTOR","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d48f7263687228c3e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d48d77636872628b710100#post_53d48d77636872628b710100\r\nElder God Demonbane.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d4930f6368720773060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Everyone must see this\":http://vargskelethor.tumblr.com/post/92863781118/beautiful-im-crying","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d494b5636872151a2e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://31.media.tumblr.com/0f3cb36980299b643fac8f6e911aa5d7/tumblr_n9a0q44Elx1r0z541o1_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\n\"Hahaha I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d4959263687271d39c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wonder what would happen if I were to go cage diving with great whites and I stuck my dick out of the cage.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d4963e63687204ab690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4959263687271d39c0000#post_53d4959263687271d39c0000\r\nBlood.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d496456368726a25c10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d494b5636872151a2e0100#post_53d494b5636872151a2e0100\r\nCarlton? Don't you mean Alfonso!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"53d4968563687249734c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4963e63687204ab690000#post_53d4963e63687204ab690000\r\nMy dick gets so hard that the shark accidentally rams his nose into it and it bleeds?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d4982d6368726e11cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4968563687249734c0100#post_53d4968563687249734c0100\r\nI don't even? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d498c76368726a7d070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was out drinking last night and now I'm lying in bed as my stomach punishes me.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53d4990463687276da030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://projectfandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/plague3.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d4994763687277ae3d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d498c76368726a7d070000#post_53d498c76368726a7d070000\r\nHow much did you drink?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d4995a63687233fef20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/787/512/352.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d49a0263687237b90e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4994763687277ae3d0100#post_53d4994763687277ae3d0100\r\nNot actually all that much but because I didn't eat as much as usual and drank them so fast (and crushing the cans in my hand like they were cyborg spines) it effected me badly.\r\n\r\nLuckily I'm not vomiting. I'm just tired.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53d49a5663687203ed240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4995a63687233fef20100#post_53d4995a63687233fef20100\r\nGee, I wonder why Hamtaro didn't become something of a giant OC and crossover galore like Sonic and Ponies have become?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53d49a5b63687271d3cf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I need some Vodka.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d49ae463687277ae900100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d49a5b63687271d3cf0100#post_53d49a5b63687271d3cf0100\r\nYou're underage.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d49b156368725c2fd80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d49ae463687277ae900100#post_53d49ae463687277ae900100\r\nHere in New Zealand, it has recently become legal for the legal guardian of a child to supply them with alcohol.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d49b286368725c2fea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So the Avengers: Age of Ultron concept poster just dropped.\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/NzEsPhx.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d49bc06368725ed9a90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d49b286368725c2fea0000#post_53d49b286368725c2fea0000\r\nSpeaking of american superheroes.\r\n\r\nSince I've gotten more into Tokusatsu, American superheroes just aren't as entertaining anymore.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}