time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/720.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b75f7863687270629e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm all alone here. Cold and hungry.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b75ffe6368727766dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b75f7863687270629e0100#post_53b75f7863687270629e0100\r\n\r\nSo... you live chained in the basement of your house?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53b760706368727ff4680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b75ffe6368727766dd0000#post_53b75ffe6368727766dd0000\r\nNo. I live in the South Pole along with my crazy kidnappers.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b760b763687228b79e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b760706368727ff4680100#post_53b760706368727ff4680100\r\nHey who let you out of the cage? Dammit, where is my cattle prod?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b760c96368724a037e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Omnimon_e8fe6a_1679684.jpg!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b760cf6368727062e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I SAY\r\n\r\nGOOD SHOW","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53b761076368724a039c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b760b763687228b79e0000#post_53b760b763687228b79e0000\r\nExtension Ro-Man XJ2, why haven you not destroyed the Hu-Man yet?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b7614763687252fe6e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just saw the Tmnt trailer.\r\n\r\n!http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/xcUKGQI9Iqc/maxresdefault.jpg!\r\n\r\nThis more or less describes my feelings.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b761526368727a3d890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b760b763687228b79e0000#post_53b760b763687228b79e0000\r\n*Electrocutes your balls*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b7625663687252feb70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b761076368724a039c0000#post_53b761076368724a039c0000\r\nI'm working on it, get off my back. Freaking management always up my ass, I tell ya.\r\n\r\nAnyways.\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b761526368727a3d890100#post_53b761526368727a3d890100\r\nThat only arouses me. BACK IN YOUR CAGE HU-MAN!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b762c263687206b14e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7625663687252feb70000#post_53b7625663687252feb70000\r\n*Escapes, runs from Antarctica to California, where I tell the police about you. Unfortunately, they make me a D-Class at SCP.*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b762e763687252ebbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b762c263687206b14e0200#post_53b762c263687206b14e0200\r\nWell. That problem solved itself.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b763186368720e2c4d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7625663687252feb70000#post_53b7625663687252feb70000\r\nyou talk like the Hu-Man, am I to believe you are one of the Hu-Man now? You are Ro-Man, and a Ro-Man you will remain","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b763d56368726b37db0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*As everyone who is insane and naked enough is currently wearing space helmets, except for a certain half human half bird lizard who got captured by the government, the handsome and amazing narrator, which is me, drinks his tea on top of Mt. Olympus, a gigantic camera the size of an underwater volcano, in space.*\r\n\r\n*It's how the world works, children.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b763fe6