time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/720.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b75f7863687270629e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm all alone here. Cold and hungry.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b75ffe6368727766dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b75f7863687270629e0100#post_53b75f7863687270629e0100\r\n\r\nSo... you live chained in the basement of your house?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53b760706368727ff4680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b75ffe6368727766dd0000#post_53b75ffe6368727766dd0000\r\nNo. I live in the South Pole along with my crazy kidnappers.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b760b763687228b79e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b760706368727ff4680100#post_53b760706368727ff4680100\r\nHey who let you out of the cage? Dammit, where is my cattle prod?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b760c96368724a037e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Omnimon_e8fe6a_1679684.jpg!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b760cf6368727062e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I SAY\r\n\r\nGOOD SHOW","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53b761076368724a039c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b760b763687228b79e0000#post_53b760b763687228b79e0000\r\nExtension Ro-Man XJ2, why haven you not destroyed the Hu-Man yet?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b7614763687252fe6e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just saw the Tmnt trailer.\r\n\r\n!http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/xcUKGQI9Iqc/maxresdefault.jpg!\r\n\r\nThis more or less describes my feelings.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b761526368727a3d890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b760b763687228b79e0000#post_53b760b763687228b79e0000\r\n*Electrocutes your balls*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b7625663687252feb70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b761076368724a039c0000#post_53b761076368724a039c0000\r\nI'm working on it, get off my back. Freaking management always up my ass, I tell ya.\r\n\r\nAnyways.\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b761526368727a3d890100#post_53b761526368727a3d890100\r\nThat only arouses me. BACK IN YOUR CAGE HU-MAN!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b762c263687206b14e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7625663687252feb70000#post_53b7625663687252feb70000\r\n*Escapes, runs from Antarctica to California, where I tell the police about you. Unfortunately, they make me a D-Class at SCP.*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b762e763687252ebbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b762c263687206b14e0200#post_53b762c263687206b14e0200\r\nWell. That problem solved itself.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b763186368720e2c4d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7625663687252feb70000#post_53b7625663687252feb70000\r\nyou talk like the Hu-Man, am I to believe you are one of the Hu-Man now? You are Ro-Man, and a Ro-Man you will remain","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b763d56368726b37db0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*As everyone who is insane and naked enough is currently wearing space helmets, except for a certain half human half bird lizard who got captured by the government, the handsome and amazing narrator, which is me, drinks his tea on top of Mt. Olympus, a gigantic camera the size of an underwater volcano, in space.*\r\n\r\n*It's how the world works, children.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b763fe6368721ba92d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b763186368720e2c4d0200#post_53b763186368720e2c4d0200\r\nLook boss, have we really thought out the whole killing all the Hu-Man thing? Because honestly its a lot more work than you'd think. These fuckers will go anywhere, eat anything and they fuck constantly. I mean there is like 8,000,000,000 of them.\r\n\r\nAnd frankly they make the best porn, booze and booze porn in the galaxy. I'm not saying we shouldn't conquer their filthy little dirt ball planet, just that we should enslave them instead of killing all of them. ","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b7642a63687253175f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b763d56368726b37db0000#post_53b763d56368726b37db0000\r\nI'm not naked. Look, I've got my diving helmet on and everything.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b764686368725317810100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b763fe6368721ba92d0000#post_53b763fe6368721ba92d0000\r\n\r\nSaiiidd jusssst like a ssssinnneeerr...","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b764e16368727a3ddb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b764686368725317810100#post_53b764686368725317810100\r\n...Have you not paid attention to literally anything I've ever done on this site? Sinning is pretty much all I do.\r\n\r\nBecause its fun.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b7650e63687268cba80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Takes out his gun*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b7656b63687252eb850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Becomes a God and makes a meteor the size of Jupiter hit the Earth*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b7657263687277669c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b764e16368727a3ddb0200#post_53b764e16368727a3ddb0200\r\n\r\nOfcouurrse you dooo...becausse youu liiive...\r\n\r\nCrime is life! The sentence isss dea- \r\n*beaten and drug away by users who are tired of my annoying Roleplay*\r\n\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b7665763687252fef10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wish I had the diligence to write the awesome story I've been working on for 2 years already.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b766c86368720130aa0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7657263687277669c0200#post_53b7657263687277669c0200\r\nIt's best to just let them get it out of their systems Love.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b768246368725317640200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b766c86368720130aa0300#post_53b766c86368720130aa0300\r\n\r\nYesss. Best done through Juddgement.\r\n\r\n!http://www.2000adreview.co.uk/reviews/extra/2006/trades/judge-death/judge-death1.jpg!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b7687763687277668b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b763d56368726b37db0000#post_53b763d56368726b37db0000\r\n\r\n\r\nthe narrator voice sucks, we want morgan freeman.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}