time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1504.json

{"topics":[{"id":"540ea07163687212147a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540ea00863687232f80b0200#post_540ea00863687232f80b0200\r\nCareful with that thing. I heard from a guy that it does weird shit to your brain.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540ea0e66368726d9d950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540ea00863687232f80b0200#post_540ea00863687232f80b0200\r\nOh, OH!\r\n\r\nI'm glad to know someone else suffers through this too.\r\n\r\nI've been going through this for like several years now where I am talking to someone and stop and go \"I forgot what I was gonna say\"\r\n\r\nIt fucking su-\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BjnuJrffL7k/UtBihYlo45I/AAAAAAABXvk/CbKMoKP8Uns/w400-h216-no/6eHHFD6.gif!\r\nWhat was I talking about again? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540ea131636872748fa80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540ea07163687212147a0000#post_540ea07163687212147a0000\r\nOh cool a calender is on the back; *points it towards everyone* hold on I need my prescription sunglasses. *puts on prescription sunglasses*  I think it's asking for my birthday \"October 4th, 1989\" *flash*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"540ea1a36368725527550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540ea131636872748fa80100#post_540ea131636872748fa80100\r\nAnd then we all turn back into cave men. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540ea2116368723724b80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540ea131636872748fa80100#post_540ea131636872748fa80100\r\n...*Pulls out the beta capsule from my pocket*\r\n\r\nWhat is this?\r\n\r\n*Activates it*\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130101133356/ultra/images/9/98/Rise_I.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"540ea23063687263af150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well my pets. I know I just got back but it's time for this Squiggy to be off to bed.\r\nI got a date with some cute guys in Sandman Land.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540ea25f63687211fe890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540ea2116368723724b80000#post_540ea2116368723724b80000\r\nOh my god!  It's a power ranger!\r\n:V","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"540ea42b636872132c270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540ea23063687263af150000#post_540ea23063687263af150000\r\nHave a nice rest my Squiggypon buddy!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540ea43e63687277777c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540ea25f63687211fe890000#post_540ea25f63687211fe890000\r\nSHUWA?\r\n\r\n\"*Randomsaur appears out of nowhere and reveals himself to be a Baltan*\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lcMOLJnPw\r\n\r\nSHUWATCH!\r\n\r\n*Fighting*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"540eb7c76368720a384f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm about to go to bed, but what I was talking about earlier about how black holes don't actually in the traditional sense exist makes a lot of sense physics wise if they are metaphorical ends of the universe.  Basically empty space is massively unstable in that every second there's countless things called \"virtual particles\" being created which are particle-antiparticle pairs that nearly instantly annihilate each other.  If a virtual particle has one of their pairs on one side of a \"event horizon(the point of no return in a \"black hole\") they separate and \"create\" matter.\r\n\r\nThe big bang would actually be a bang, but rather virtual particles being created on opposing sides of a \"horizon\" separating and \"creating\" matter and the matter inside the \"horizon\" would be \"destroyed\".\r\n\r\nTraditionally you can't creat