time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2323.json

{"topics":[{"id":"547543296368726dd1390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547542a163687243a6650100#post_547542a163687243a6650100\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475427a63687256724e0000#post_5475427a63687256724e0000\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475425363687279eb490200#post_5475425363687279eb490200\r\n... Wow, all I did was accidentally stabbed my arm when I was trimming a short coconut tree.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5475435663687215261b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i've had a finger crushed in a door\r\nand through a strange incident\r\ni bit through my tongue once","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5475437363687208b4aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've also had stitches in four different places.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54754378636872675f400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's safe to say everyone here is accident prone enough to make an insurance company nervous","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547543aa636872237bf40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ok, this is making me feel sick.\r\nI regret starting this discussion.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547543b16368724380a10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I haven't had an accident that bad before.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]But I stabbed someone in the arm with a pencil once. (All I remember about it is that it happened.)[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"547543d16368727a9a8d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547541f86368727a723d0100#post_547541f86368727a723d0100\r\nYes, an ex stabbed me in the leg with a steak knife. It was not fun.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"547543de6368726d789e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54754378636872675f400000#post_54754378636872675f400000\r\nYup.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547543f26368726627ce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475435663687215261b0000#post_5475435663687215261b0000\r\nHey I did that too once! (I literally had a bloody imprint of where my teeth bit down, couldn't eat, drink anything) \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547543296368726dd1390000#post_547543296368726dd1390000\r\nWhy were you trimming a Coconut tree? Do you do Gardening? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"547544006368721c9a470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547543aa636872237bf40100#post_547543aa636872237bf40100\r\nThen again we're exactly wet noodles here. Folks here are as tough as nails.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5475443663687243a6870100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547543d16368727a9a8d0100#post_547543d16368727a9a8d0100\r\nNever had an ex attack me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547544526368726d78ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547543d16368727a9a8d0100#post_547543d16368727a9a8d0100\r\nwhat the hell caused that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54754466636872675f560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm a total wimp, I can't even stand getting shallow scratches and I nearly faint at the sight of my own blood.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"547544bb6368723df8fe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54754378636872675f400000#post_54754378636872675f400000\r\nTotally, You know those stupid Soda like openers they put on Been cans?\r\n\r\nWell I split my Finger open trying to open one up because after I opened it really hard my hand slipped an my Thumb was just destroyed.\