time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2323.json

{"topics":[{"id":"547543296368726dd1390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547542a163687243a6650100#post_547542a163687243a6650100\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475427a63687256724e0000#post_5475427a63687256724e0000\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475425363687279eb490200#post_5475425363687279eb490200\r\n... Wow, all I did was accidentally stabbed my arm when I was trimming a short coconut tree.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5475435663687215261b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i've had a finger crushed in a door\r\nand through a strange incident\r\ni bit through my tongue once","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5475437363687208b4aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've also had stitches in four different places.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54754378636872675f400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's safe to say everyone here is accident prone enough to make an insurance company nervous","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547543aa636872237bf40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ok, this is making me feel sick.\r\nI regret starting this discussion.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547543b16368724380a10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I haven't had an accident that bad before.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]But I stabbed someone in the arm with a pencil once. (All I remember about it is that it happened.)[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"547543d16368727a9a8d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547541f86368727a723d0100#post_547541f86368727a723d0100\r\nYes, an ex stabbed me in the leg with a steak knife. It was not fun.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"547543de6368726d789e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54754378636872675f400000#post_54754378636872675f400000\r\nYup.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547543f26368726627ce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475435663687215261b0000#post_5475435663687215261b0000\r\nHey I did that too once! (I literally had a bloody imprint of where my teeth bit down, couldn't eat, drink anything) \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547543296368726dd1390000#post_547543296368726dd1390000\r\nWhy were you trimming a Coconut tree? Do you do Gardening? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"547544006368721c9a470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547543aa636872237bf40100#post_547543aa636872237bf40100\r\nThen again we're exactly wet noodles here. Folks here are as tough as nails.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5475443663687243a6870100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547543d16368727a9a8d0100#post_547543d16368727a9a8d0100\r\nNever had an ex attack me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547544526368726d78ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547543d16368727a9a8d0100#post_547543d16368727a9a8d0100\r\nwhat the hell caused that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54754466636872675f560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm a total wimp, I can't even stand getting shallow scratches and I nearly faint at the sight of my own blood.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"547544bb6368723df8fe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54754378636872675f400000#post_54754378636872675f400000\r\nTotally, You know those stupid Soda like openers they put on Been cans?\r\n\r\nWell I split my Finger open trying to open one up because after I opened it really hard my hand slipped an my Thumb was just destroyed.\r\n\r\n(Haha, I remember going up to my mom and asking for a band-aid and she just flipped the fuck out)  ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"547544c863687216970c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547543f26368726627ce0100#post_547543f26368726627ce0100\r\nNope.\r\nI was helping my mom.\r\nUsing a big knife 'cause that's all I had at the moment.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547544f86368720c8ff60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And I actually paid someone to stab me in the dick!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5475450b6368721683930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475443663687243a6870100#post_5475443663687243a6870100\r\nWho would attack a bear head on?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5475452c63687211870b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can honestly say that the worst type of pain you can realistically feel without passing out is having surgery without pain killer.  I once had surgery and the pain killer failed mid surgery and sweet baby jesus and the orphans did that hurt beyond all rational belief or attempts to understand cause they were cutting through my skin to take out the bits and oh that did not feel good; that did not feel good at all.  If you're wondering how that felt imagine having knives slowly cut through you bit by bit and a all the medical tools slowly going through your body parts.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547545346368720908490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well, I'm off to wash the dishes, if I get a cut cleaning the knifes, I'll let you know the details!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5475454663687203be930200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547544f86368720c8ff60000#post_547544f86368720c8ff60000\r\ni was confused for a second there","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5475454e6368721c9a640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475443663687243a6870100#post_5475443663687243a6870100\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547544526368726d78ae0000#post_547544526368726d78ae0000\r\nShe was fucking crazy is what caused it. I prefer not to discuss the incident beyond that I'd just gotten back from deployment, she mistook my friendship with another woman for something more and then she stabbed me with a damn steak knife.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"547545506368723d57320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547544f86368720c8ff60000#post_547544f86368720c8ff60000\r\nI'm circumcised.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"547545736368721c38960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475454e6368721c9a640100#post_5475454e6368721c9a640100\r\nYour life's at steak.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5475457463687203be9a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547543d16368727a9a8d0100#post_547543d16368727a9a8d0100\r\n_JESUS._\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54754466636872675f560000#post_54754466636872675f560000\r\nEh its understandable. Not a lot of people are used too seeing themselves bleed. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5475459d6368726dd1900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5475454e6368721c9a640100#post_5475454e6368721c9a640100\r\njust crazy is pretty explanatory enough","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}