time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3763.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54d038df6368722f436c1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d038986368727ea9e80300#post_54d038986368727ea9e80300\r\n!http://d2ws0xxnnorfdo.cloudfront.net/meme/188481!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d038ed636872669f810700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d038ad63687263f93b0e00#post_54d038ad63687263f93b0e00\r\nPlease, you're going to have to do way better than that to banish me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d0397b63687264dad00800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d032c663687219faaf0100#post_54d032c663687219faaf0100\r\nShit, man. I hope he's in a better place.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54d03a4a6368723aa9e80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d038ed636872669f810700#post_54d038ed636872669f810700\r\n\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/f2dd781a4d83e58333b9eb54a34be8cc/tumblr_inline_nbgnn00yLc1roj9wu.gif!","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54d03ad06368726d56ef0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03a4a6368723aa9e80200#post_54d03a4a6368723aa9e80200\r\nNope. Only when you pay the tribute of a male virgin between the ages of 18 and 25 will I vanish.\r\nAnd even then it is only temporary.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d03afd63687219237a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03ad06368726d56ef0a00#post_54d03ad06368726d56ef0a00\r\nCan I just repeatly slap your face until you leave?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d03b1563687213fc8d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bran Flakes.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54d03b3f63687256caef0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03afd63687219237a0100#post_54d03afd63687219237a0100\r\nOh now you're just being naughty~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d03b526368724703690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03b1563687213fc8d0700#post_54d03b1563687213fc8d0700\r\n\r\nVeganic Sprouted Ancient Maize Flakes","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54d03be86368721ef9470d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03b3f63687256caef0300#post_54d03b3f63687256caef0300\r\n!http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/items/large/c_holymackerel_large.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d03bf163687265474b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03ad06368726d56ef0a00#post_54d03ad06368726d56ef0a00\r\nOffers self as sacrifice ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54d03c1d636872434b6e0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://acookinthemaking.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/new-vegan-products-003-e1393428518161.jpg!","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54d03c4f6368720e2b853300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03bf163687265474b0000#post_54d03bf163687265474b0000\r\nSacrifice is such a harsh word. I mean I'm not gonna kill you.\r\n[spoiler]Just violate you repeatedly until you turn into a quivering cock hungry whore.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d03c78636872684c951e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03c4f6368720e2b853300#post_54d03c4f6368720e2b853300\r\nI WILL SLAP YOU WITH A FISH UNTIL YOU DIE.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d03c7d63687266c4840300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://blog.onedegreeorganics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Ancient-Grain-Os-USA.jpg!","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54d