time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3763.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54d038df6368722f436c1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d038986368727ea9e80300#post_54d038986368727ea9e80300\r\n!http://d2ws0xxnnorfdo.cloudfront.net/meme/188481!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d038ed636872669f810700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d038ad63687263f93b0e00#post_54d038ad63687263f93b0e00\r\nPlease, you're going to have to do way better than that to banish me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d0397b63687264dad00800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d032c663687219faaf0100#post_54d032c663687219faaf0100\r\nShit, man. I hope he's in a better place.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54d03a4a6368723aa9e80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d038ed636872669f810700#post_54d038ed636872669f810700\r\n\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/f2dd781a4d83e58333b9eb54a34be8cc/tumblr_inline_nbgnn00yLc1roj9wu.gif!","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54d03ad06368726d56ef0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03a4a6368723aa9e80200#post_54d03a4a6368723aa9e80200\r\nNope. Only when you pay the tribute of a male virgin between the ages of 18 and 25 will I vanish.\r\nAnd even then it is only temporary.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d03afd63687219237a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03ad06368726d56ef0a00#post_54d03ad06368726d56ef0a00\r\nCan I just repeatly slap your face until you leave?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d03b1563687213fc8d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bran Flakes.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54d03b3f63687256caef0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03afd63687219237a0100#post_54d03afd63687219237a0100\r\nOh now you're just being naughty~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d03b526368724703690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03b1563687213fc8d0700#post_54d03b1563687213fc8d0700\r\n\r\nVeganic Sprouted Ancient Maize Flakes","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54d03be86368721ef9470d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03b3f63687256caef0300#post_54d03b3f63687256caef0300\r\n!http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/items/large/c_holymackerel_large.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d03bf163687265474b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03ad06368726d56ef0a00#post_54d03ad06368726d56ef0a00\r\nOffers self as sacrifice ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54d03c1d636872434b6e0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://acookinthemaking.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/new-vegan-products-003-e1393428518161.jpg!","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54d03c4f6368720e2b853300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03bf163687265474b0000#post_54d03bf163687265474b0000\r\nSacrifice is such a harsh word. I mean I'm not gonna kill you.\r\n[spoiler]Just violate you repeatedly until you turn into a quivering cock hungry whore.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d03c78636872684c951e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03c4f6368720e2b853300#post_54d03c4f6368720e2b853300\r\nI WILL SLAP YOU WITH A FISH UNTIL YOU DIE.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d03c7d63687266c4840300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://blog.onedegreeorganics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Ancient-Grain-Os-USA.jpg!","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54d03d506368727949011400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03c4f6368720e2b853300#post_54d03c4f6368720e2b853300\r\nI actually shuddered a bit there\r\nGod, yes please ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54d03d9a63687223b6120500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.vitacost.com/Images/Products/1000/One-Degree-Organic-Foods/One-Degree-Organic-Foods-Veganic-Sprouted-Brown-Rice-Cacao-Crisps-675625355011.jpg!\r\n\r\nok im done","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54d03f6d636872392d2d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03c7d63687266c4840300#post_54d03c7d63687266c4840300\r\nGluten free....?\r\nBut I love gluten.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54d03f9f63687215b3cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d038986368727ea9e80300#post_54d038986368727ea9e80300\r\nIt isn't *That* Awful.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d040886368723b95100600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d038986368727ea9e80300#post_54d038986368727ea9e80300\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d038396368724e0fe83b00#post_54d038396368724e0fe83b00\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03847636872510d751600#post_54d03847636872510d751600\r\nOh screw both of you.\r\nOatmeal raisin cookies are the greatest![/bq]\r\nDid you say Oatmeal....raisin....?\r\nOatmeal Raisin Cookies are the BEST! I don't get why people don't like them.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54d0408a63687256d6060d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d03f9f63687215b3cc0000#post_54d03f9f63687215b3cc0000\r\nYou might have a good time with the next suit you're getting in your game.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54d040ac6368726f3c1d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d040886368723b95100600#post_54d040886368723b95100600\r\nDuuuuuude!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d040b6636872151f8b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d0204a6368727418071c00#post_54d0204a6368727418071c00\r\n[bq=\"Shadow the Hedgehog\"]\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d020226368720f99051000#post_54d020226368720f99051000\r\n-Because he is afraid.-\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d02042636872768b600100#post_54d02042636872768b600100\r\nMan that sucks.\r\nDid you said something to the barber. Complaining? or nothing?[/bq]\r\nNo, I didn't complain, I didn't wanna sound like an asshole, plus the barber can't put my hair back anyways\r\n\r\n\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d0206b6368726674a00200#post_54d0206b6368726674a00200\r\n[bq=\"ToskiHero\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d01ff863687213fc220500#post_54d01ff863687213fc220500\r\nHe did.\r\nThe dumbass screwed up telling the barber how much he wanted off, and he got what he deserved.\r\n\r\nSorry bro, but you suck at talking with people in real life. Especially strangers.[/bq]\r\nOh silence you","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54d040ef6368726f3c300300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d0408a63687256d6060d00#post_54d0408a63687256d6060d00\r\nIf you say so. I'm in the phazon mines now.\r\n\r\nI somehow got into the sunken frigate without the Gravity suit.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d040f463687219fa620400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d040886368723b95100600#post_54d040886368723b95100600\r\n*Slap you repeatly with a fish*\r\nShoo! Out, damn Spot!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}