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{"topics":[{"id":"539783c06368726d99140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539782f56368726400f50500#post_539782f56368726400f50500\r\n*My tentacles start raping you*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397840e636872072e560500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539783c06368726d99140200#post_539783c06368726d99140200\r\nOhh Random~\r\nEveryone's watching.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539784fb636872494a740700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, Somehow that last one didn't work\r\n\r\nI'll show you Ideon's power!\r\n\r\n*Fires all of the missiles*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5397852e6368724733c70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*[Fapping intensifies]*","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5397853f63687270ce650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397840e636872072e560500#post_5397840e636872072e560500\r\n*Puts two more tentacles in your eye sockets*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539785ea6368726400010700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"*Everything explodes*\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCotMKJFa3o#t=76","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"539786dc6368721b73200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397853f63687270ce650000#post_5397853f63687270ce650000\r\nOh please:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/184/753/the_call_of_cthulhu_cover_by_drfaustusau-d4ba34e.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539788646368726ec6060600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539786dc6368721b73200000#post_539786dc6368721b73200000\r\nHoly fuck, I'm printing that out and making it the new jacket for complete Tales of H.P. Lovecraft collection.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539788c36368726d99e40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]*Sucks Milky Way's crotchboobs*[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53978d7e6368727be4ac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539788c36368726d99e40300#post_539788c36368726d99e40300\r\nOh you.","author":"50884a9b7f123b4053000d18"},{"id":"539792616368723731270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Welcome to McDerpi's, can I take your order?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539792e863687202765a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539792616368723731270100#post_539792616368723731270100\r\nYeah I'd like a double bacon derpi with cheese, large fries and a coke. I'd also like someone to spit on it all.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539793186368721021b80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539792e863687202765a0200#post_539792e863687202765a0200\r\nHere you go!\r\n*Unknowingly to GMK, the bacon is in fact vegan bacon*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397937a6368723eacf00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*bites into burger, spits it out*\r\nHey what the fuck is going on here? Why don't I taste the suffering of the swine in this here burger? Also you call this spitting on someone's food? Look there is barely any phlegm in it at all!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5397942c6368724cb4fc0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397937a6368723eacf00300#post_5397937a6368723eacf00300\r\nI am afraid to say that we no longer use bacon at McDerpi's. Also, spitting in food is prohibited without exception.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397949e6368721b737a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397942c6368724cb4fc030
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