time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/492.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539783c06368726d99140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539782f56368726400f50500#post_539782f56368726400f50500\r\n*My tentacles start raping you*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397840e636872072e560500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539783c06368726d99140200#post_539783c06368726d99140200\r\nOhh Random~\r\nEveryone's watching.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539784fb636872494a740700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, Somehow that last one didn't work\r\n\r\nI'll show you Ideon's power!\r\n\r\n*Fires all of the missiles*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5397852e6368724733c70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*[Fapping intensifies]*","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5397853f63687270ce650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397840e636872072e560500#post_5397840e636872072e560500\r\n*Puts two more tentacles in your eye sockets*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539785ea6368726400010700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"*Everything explodes*\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCotMKJFa3o#t=76","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"539786dc6368721b73200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397853f63687270ce650000#post_5397853f63687270ce650000\r\nOh please:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/184/753/the_call_of_cthulhu_cover_by_drfaustusau-d4ba34e.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539788646368726ec6060600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539786dc6368721b73200000#post_539786dc6368721b73200000\r\nHoly fuck, I'm printing that out and making it the new jacket for complete Tales of H.P. Lovecraft collection.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539788c36368726d99e40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]*Sucks Milky Way's crotchboobs*[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53978d7e6368727be4ac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539788c36368726d99e40300#post_539788c36368726d99e40300\r\nOh you.","author":"50884a9b7f123b4053000d18"},{"id":"539792616368723731270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Welcome to McDerpi's, can I take your order?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539792e863687202765a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539792616368723731270100#post_539792616368723731270100\r\nYeah I'd like a double bacon derpi with cheese, large fries and a coke. I'd also like someone to spit on it all.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539793186368721021b80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539792e863687202765a0200#post_539792e863687202765a0200\r\nHere you go!\r\n*Unknowingly to GMK, the bacon is in fact vegan bacon*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397937a6368723eacf00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*bites into burger, spits it out*\r\nHey what the fuck is going on here? Why don't I taste the suffering of the swine in this here burger? Also you call this spitting on someone's food? Look there is barely any phlegm in it at all!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5397942c6368724cb4fc0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397937a6368723eacf00300#post_5397937a6368723eacf00300\r\nI am afraid to say that we no longer use bacon at McDerpi's. Also, spitting in food is prohibited without exception.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397949e6368721b737a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397942c6368724cb4fc0300#post_5397942c6368724cb4fc0300\r\nFine, fine. Alright. Give me another double derpi, none of your fake Satan bacon thank you very much, and instead of spitting on it have some one take it out back and just rub their genitals all over it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539794f263687240d2470400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397949e6368721b737a0500#post_5397949e6368721b737a0500\r\nWill do.\r\n*Gives GMK another double derpi, with a used condom in it*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397958d63687240d28a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539794f263687240d2470400#post_539794f263687240d2470400\r\nLook, I appreciate the effort but I can't eat this. This condom is bacon flavored\r\n!http://strangeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/BaconCondom_Box.jpg!\r\nAnd while I do love bacon, I do have some standards. Do you have any other flavors of used condom?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539795b0636872553b760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have no Idea what's going on right now.\r\n\r\n\"Take this!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCotMKJFa3o#t=122\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"539795e963687240d2a40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397958d63687240d28a0400#post_5397958d63687240d28a0400\r\nWe have latex, banana, pussy and breastmilk.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539795f263687270ce120700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539795b0636872553b760100#post_539795b0636872553b760100\r\nDammit, just once I'd like to go out to eat without the restaurant being blown up by a giant robot.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5397960d63687237318d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539795e963687240d2a40400#post_539795e963687240d2a40400\r\nGimme one of the banna... and a breastmilk to go.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539796af6368722d93d60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397960d63687237318d0200#post_5397960d63687237318d0200\r\nOK.\r\n*Gives burger with the used condoms in it*\r\nHere ya go. You also get a free ticket to the new Justin Bieber/Nicki Minaj duet concert with it.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397976f6368723eac8a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539796af6368722d93d60500#post_539796af6368722d93d60500\r\nOh sweet. Can I get a box of hand grenades as well then?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5397981363687270ceff0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397976f6368723eac8a0500#post_5397976f6368723eac8a0500\r\nNo. But we do sell Derpy Hooves figurines.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}