time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1691.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5424567963687245b17b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542451a76368724d0e3a0000#post_542451a76368724d0e3a0000\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542451476368726bbabc0000#post_542451476368726bbabc0000\r\nWell if you're going to be that way then fine\r\nIll just take all my affection out on squiggy~[/bq]\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245076636872676bb20100#post_54245076636872676bb20100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54244fc16368722afbef0000#post_54244fc16368722afbef0000\r\nI will hug you and you can't stop me![/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\nbby i was wrung come back to me ;-;","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542456b66368725c47c70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542455da63687246b1840100#post_542455da63687246b1840100\r\nYeah, I know. XD I got a friend who is pretty damn hairy, and me, I'm very light in that area.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542456f2636872469af00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424567963687245b17b0000#post_5424567963687245b17b0000\r\nTruly you are the tsundereiest","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"542457bb63687213e3110200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542455da63687246b1840100#post_542455da63687246b1840100\r\nWell sooner or later you'll grow BIG NOSE HAIRS.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"542458ba63687246b1110200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542456f2636872469af00100#post_542456f2636872469af00100\r\n\r\nthank you, i worked hard on that","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542458d46368726ad1ec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542456b66368725c47c70100#post_542456b66368725c47c70100\r\nI swear to god if I get chest hair a year or two from now I'm going to flip. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542457bb63687213e3110200#post_542457bb63687213e3110200\r\nNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54245bde6368727a90d80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542458d46368726ad1ec0100#post_542458d46368726ad1ec0100\r\nThat's not the worst part EAR HAIRS!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54245c5d63687245b17a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]Remember that time I showed my boyfriend pictures of Rogue the Bat with huge mammaries and he got so turned on he started making out with me and it was p awkward because although it felt nice he was prob thinking of bat titties? Yeah me too[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n...I don't why, but I needed to get that off my chest. No pun intended.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54245c76636872144e280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245c5d63687245b17a0100#post_54245c5d63687245b17a0100\r\nNo worries. XD","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"54245c8b6368727aa6eb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey what's going on in this thre-\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/835/928/f4a.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54245ca263687211f03e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245c8b6368727aa6eb0000#post_54245c8b6368727aa6eb0000\r\n\r\nI don't want to know what you just read.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54245d4063687224fda10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245ca263687211f03e0000#post_54245ca263687211f03e0000\r\nIt could be everything","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"54245d516368727a90fe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245c5d63687245b17a0100#post_54245c5d63687245b17a0100\r\nThat sounds kind of sexy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54245ddf63687245e5860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245d516368727a90fe0000#post_54245d516368727a90fe0000\r\n\r\nIn what way?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54245e3d63687206dc5d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Excuse me?\r\n\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2-khpImGIiw/UQCF_S74AdI/AAAAAAAAW0Q/qUkmRsK2pCk/s1600/Kamen+Rider+Ryuki+Papercraft+Card+Deck.jpg!\r\nDo any of you guys have one of these. (Genius!)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54245e5e636872119a730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245ddf63687245e5860100#post_54245ddf63687245e5860100\r\nI'm gonna guess the makeout part???","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"54245e9563687268dd850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245e5e636872119a730000#post_54245e5e636872119a730000\r\n\r\nYeah, but bat tits.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54245ea46368725ecc7c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245ddf63687245e5860100#post_54245ddf63687245e5860100\r\nNo particular way.\r\nAlthough it does remind of something weird that happened to me. My sister's husband actually invited me to his bachelor party. They decided to go to a strip club. Do you have any idea how awkward it is to be the only gay man in a strip club?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54245f1f6368725ecca60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245ea46368725ecc7c0000#post_54245ea46368725ecc7c0000\r\n\r\nDid they know you were gay?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54245f266368727aa63e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245e9563687268dd850000#post_54245e9563687268dd850000\r\nI dunno, I'm a guy and I kinda like that thought. XD Sorry, I was just dorkin' out.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"54245f3763687258b0440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]Now I just wait for someone to fall for it, Then I'll know who some of the riders are, And I'll have the advantage in this fight![/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54245f6763687216d3ff0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245f1f6368725ecca60000#post_54245f1f6368725ecca60000\r\nYes. And it was super weird.  I just sat at the bar hitting on the bartender.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54245f8263687203eee70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245f6763687216d3ff0100#post_54245f6763687216d3ff0100\r\nThat musta been super awkward too.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"54245f926368724dce440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245e9563687268dd850000#post_54245e9563687268dd850000\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"] bat tits.[/bq]\r\n!http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/3/33425/2006735-bat1.png!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54245fd86368727aa64f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245f926368724dce440000#post_54245f926368724dce440000\r\nAhhhh wrong Batman.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"}]}