time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3/3308.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54b75bca6368725c82b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75b846368725bf1b80100#post_54b75b846368725bf1b80100\r\nKind of. The guys are paid based on how much money they can get a girl to spend.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75bee6368725fbf7d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75bb2636872604a740000#post_54b75bb2636872604a740000\r\nYou WILL work in my imaginary host club and you'll like it mister!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75c1a636872604a870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75bee6368725fbf7d0100#post_54b75bee6368725fbf7d0100\r\nCan I just be your personal Host?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b75c646368726a40ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75c1a636872604a870000#post_54b75c1a636872604a870000\r\nNaah man.\r\nI'd be the -pimp- proprietor of the Host club.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75c936368725ca43c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SquiggyBomb's Time Wasting Host Club.\r\nThis needs to be a thing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75ca56368725acbff0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75bee6368725fbf7d0100#post_54b75bee6368725fbf7d0100\r\nBut I have no distinguishing personality traits! That's pretty much a prerequisite for characters in a harem situation!","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54b75caf6368725fbfa70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75ae4636872687dbd0200#post_54b75ae4636872687dbd0200\r\n[spoiler]DYUWA![/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b75cb0636872694e1a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75c646368726a40ba0000#post_54b75c646368726a40ba0000\r\nI'd only be doing it, if *you* asked me to.","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b75d086368725ae7530200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75ca56368725acbff0200#post_54b75ca56368725acbff0200\r\nYou'd be the safe approachable one that most girls start with before they figure out their preference.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75d636368725bcb700100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75d086368725ae7530200#post_54b75d086368725ae7530200\r\nWell, I can't say I'm surprised. I did say once that if this board were an anime, I'd be the lead character's best friend at the beginning, but I'd eventually disappear from the show once the main plot got moving.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54b75d7b6368726843b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And Pegasus would be the young exotic Genki one!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75de16368726f54740400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75d7b6368726843b20000#post_54b75d7b6368726843b20000\r\nwho gasmask in this show?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b75e166368726ca69b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75de16368726f54740400#post_54b75de16368726f54740400\r\n[spoiler]Do you not do PMs Marc?[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b75e176368726a40aa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'd be the one to steal all the money from the bank account and flee to another country.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b75e1b6368725ab85d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75de16368726f54740400#post_54b75de16368726f54740400\r\nThe lech that all the older women would request.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75e486368726272e70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75e176368726a40aa0100#post_54b75e176368726a40aa0100\r\nHey this is MY imaginary business and I won't have assholes stealing my money.\r\nSo unless you want to be put in a dress and working at my imaginary hostess club then learn your place.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75e886368726d46f10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75e166368726ca69b0200#post_54b75e166368726ca69b0200\r\num\r\nsorry i haven't responded\r\n\r\nbut you are kinding of talking about the other ultramen, who i don't know about\r\nand i'm not really paying much attention to ultraman right now","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b75ec3636872604abc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75e486368726272e70000#post_54b75e486368726272e70000\r\nI wanna put on a dress and be in the imaginary hostess club!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b75ece636872604ac20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75e486368726272e70000#post_54b75e486368726272e70000\r\n[spoiler]can i wear the pretty dress?[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b75ef26368725c72690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75ec3636872604abc0100#post_54b75ec3636872604abc0100\r\nI don't think many guys will be requesting you.\r\nYou stay at the HOST club.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75f05636872669dea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75ece636872604ac20100#post_54b75ece636872604ac20100\r\nMaybe...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75f166368725fa6aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75e886368726d46f10100#post_54b75e886368726d46f10100\r\nDidn't think of that. (There really needs to be a \"Mark as read\" option for PMs or something.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b76069636872784e7d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75e486368726272e70000#post_54b75e486368726272e70000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75e176368726a40aa0100#post_54b75e176368726a40aa0100\r\nHey this is MY imaginary business and I won't have assholes stealing my money.\r\nSo unless you want to be put in a dress and working at my imaginary hostess club then learn your place.[/bq]\r\n*enters your imagination like a cartoon*\r\nWow; this place is a lot duller than you let on.\r\n*exits your imagination like cartoon*\r\nToo late; I already stole your imaginary money from your imaginary business.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b760826368726cfadf0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75d086368725ae7530200#post_54b75d086368725ae7530200\r\n\"I may not be the man of your dreams, but I can point you in the right direction.\"\r\n\r\n....Is it a bad sign if you don't consider yourself to be the main character of your own life?","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54b760846368726a40040300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b76069636872784e7d0100#post_54b76069636872784e7d0100\r\nDamn yoooouuuuuu!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}