time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/439.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538f95366368727d41cf0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f94c56368727cf3180300#post_538f94c56368727cf3180300\r\nDon't get me wrong they actually were fucking hilarious.\r\n\r\nJust surprising.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f944b6368727ddab80300#post_538f944b6368727ddab80300\r\nPeople thought that was dark? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538f95b06368727a8fc20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f95366368727d41cf0300#post_538f95366368727d41cf0300\r\n\r\nWhat was fucking hilarous was the \"OOOAAAOAAHH\" scream.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"538f95bd6368727a52930300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f95366368727d41cf0300#post_538f95366368727d41cf0300\r\n\r\n\r\n>>581960t they even put the nightmare fuel tag, and msot of the comments are \"ya know, for kids\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538f96646368727b17e00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Daddy, I found a spider in the bathroom.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f96c76368727d41400400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f96646368727b17e00300#post_538f96646368727b17e00300\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]Daddy, I found a spider in the bathroom.[/bq]\r\nDon't worry; I got this:\r\n!http://noweevil.com/thehive/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/shotgun-spider.jpeg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538f96d36368727b060d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f96646368727b17e00300#post_538f96646368727b17e00300\r\n\r\n!http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/8/9/4/0/4/6/webimg/649350836_tp.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"538f97216368727aaf1e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f96c76368727d41400400#post_538f96c76368727d41400400\r\nWimp.\r\nSpiders kick ass!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538f973f6368727b755f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f96c76368727d41400400#post_538f96c76368727d41400400\r\n*Suddenly pushes you into the toilet, so you get your head stuck in there with the spider*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f97996368727a521d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you know what i hate about most spiders? the way they move, its like in one second they are calmed, cool, collected, then suddenly you move a bit and they freak out and move everywhere like they were on cocaine.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538f97cf6368727aaf610400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was dragged to watch Maleficent and while it's not that good, it's not bad either... The closest thing I can compare it to is tot he Godzilla '98 film-WAIT!\r\n\r\nYes, as a Godzilla movie is awful and it totally misses the point of what Godzilla is supposed to be, but if you pass that, it's not  abad monster flick, and you actually find it entertaining in some parts, so it's not that much of hating the movie, as much as hating the name it's associated with. This one has the same problem. \r\n\r\nIt's not entirely bad, but there are several big issues with it and my suspension of disbelief can only go so far.\r\n\r\nI don't regret seeing it, but for a movie about Maleficent (Who was one of the first villains I was introduced) it's pretty underwhelming considering the potential it had.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538f98406368727d41d40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I remember when me and my family were cleaning out our shed at our old house my step dad screamed *\"OH SHIT!\"*, turns out there was a banana spider just staring at him the whole 30 minutes he was in there. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538f986d6368727a8f980400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f97cf6368727aaf610400#post_538f97cf6368727aaf610400\r\nYeah. I've been arguing with one my friends about how Maleficent was not very good. She says it was great and better than the new Godzilla movie.\r\nWait why is she my friend again?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538f988f6368727af85b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"male50cent would have been a better movie.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538f99976368727a29850500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f986d6368727a8f980400#post_538f986d6368727a8f980400\r\n\r\nAs a fantasy movie, it's not bad, but this is someone who evil incarnate. Why giving them a Wicked approach?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538f99c46368727c64690500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f988f6368727af85b0500#post_538f988f6368727af85b0500\r\nYo yo n@%$$ gotta wake this hoe up! it says here on this here book only the cock of her true love can wake that bitch up.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538f99ec6368727b17190500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f99976368727a29850500#post_538f99976368727a29850500\r\nBecause it sells.\r\nAnd they sure as hell added the pseudo-lesbian subtext a la Wicked.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538f9a156368727c3bf40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f99c46368727c64690500#post_538f99c46368727c64690500\r\nThat goes great with your avatar.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f9a756368727c64b60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f99ec6368727b17190500#post_538f99ec6368727b17190500\r\n\r\n[spoiler] Wouldn't that make the relationship more like incest? [/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538f9a7b6368727bc8540500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9a156368727c3bf40400#post_538f9a156368727c3bf40400\r\nLol, I be rocken this Ghetto shy!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538f9a7f6368727ae38b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9a156368727c3bf40400#post_538f9a156368727c3bf40400\r\n\r\n\r\nspecially considering who drew it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538f9afb6368727b75f00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9a7b6368727bc8540500#post_538f9a7b6368727bc8540500\r\nHeadcanon: Fluttershy secretly loves to listen to vulgar rap.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f9b3c6368727b17a50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9afb6368727b75f00500#post_538f9afb6368727b75f00500\r\nIt's _ALWAYS_ the quiet ones.\r\n\r\n...*_AAAALWAAAAYS_*...","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"538f9b6e6368727b17ba0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9afb6368727b75f00500#post_538f9afb6368727b75f00500\r\n\r\n\r\n>implying there is any good rap that ISNT vulgar\r\n\r\nbitch please.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538f9baa6368727a8fb80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9a756368727c64b60500#post_538f9a756368727c64b60500\r\nA little bit yeah.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538f9beb6368722e40070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9a7f6368727ae38b0500#post_538f9a7f6368727ae38b0500\r\n\r\n\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9b3c6368727b17a50500#post_538f9b3c6368727b17a50500\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9afb6368727b75f00500#post_538f9afb6368727b75f00500\r\nI can see it now.\r\n\r\nFluttershy in her convertible with her stereo up with her hydraulics on!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}