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## Chapter 2 - Rise of Atheismo!
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Fede awoke in the middle of the night. Something was calling him. It was urgent.
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Of the upmost importance. His pants had the all-too-fimiliar bulge in them. He
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needed to fap.
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He tried to find a secluded place with Pinkie so they could have fun time. He
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stumbled across an open cave, with a chair and a ton of PlayPony magazines.
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Fede's brain at this point was shut down. His penis had full cognitive control.
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They went into the cave and started making out.
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In the middle of their session, they heard a robotic voice. "LETHALLY HIGH
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LEVELS OF FAGGOTRY DETECTED. ALIEN LIFE FORM DETECTED AS HUMAN. SUBJECT'S
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RECORDS IDENTIFY HIM AS 'FEDE LASSE'. CONVERSION TO ATHEISMO IS NECESSARY."
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Suddenly, Fede and Pinkie were both grabbed and being dragged away. Pinkie
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screamed Fede's name while Fede was silent. They strapped Fede and Pinkie to a
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chair.
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"START THE CONVERSION PROCESS."
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Fede and Pinkie screamed as their heads were sliced open with saw blades. Fede's
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brain was put into a metallic, metal suit, while pinkies was put in a pony-like
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metallic body. The brains integrated with the suits.
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The other metallic people dropped to their knees and chanted "ALL HAIL
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ATHEISMO!" The Fede-bot and Pinkie-bot rised.
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"I AM ATHEISMO, AND THIS IS MY QUEEN!!!"
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Sorryman awoke a up on the tree branch he slept on last night. His neck was numb
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and his legs were sore. He walked around the camp, but found no one there.
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Everyone was gone. The Tulpae, the humans. Everyone. Why was he still here?
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Sorryman, in order to clear his mind, decided to go take a piss. He walked down
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to the creek and started peeing in the water. He liked peeing on the fishes.
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When he was done, he turned around and ran face first into Kadoh.
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"What the fuck man? Where's everyone?" Sorryman questioned.
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"They're all gone! He took him!" Kadoh screamed, wide eyed and panicked.
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"Who took them?!"
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"Atheismo! The Almighty Atheismo!" Kadoh screeched, with tears rolling down his
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cheeks,"They took Shin, Hash, Glass, Lucifer..they took everyone! They took
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Shy!"
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"They took Shy! I am going to beat their fucking asses with my bare hands!"
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Sorryman said, trying to sound bad by making edgy teen talk.
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Kadoh and Sorryman continued to discuss the current situation. They followed the
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tracks left by Atheismo's men and found a cave. It was sealed tight by a wooden
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plank, obviously engineered by Fede.
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"Damn! We'll never get through this kind of protection!" Kadoh said
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frustratingly. "We need to think of something!"
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"I've got it!" exclaimed Sorryman. Sorryman took Kadoh's head, and slammed it
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against the wooden plank. Kadoh's dense and hollow head made the plank snap like
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a twig!
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"Woah, you're a genius!" Kadoh said, awestruck at the ingenuity of his own skull
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and Sorryman's problem solving skills. The duo walked inside, and saw 2 huge
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cages, one on the left of the cave and one on the right. Both were full with
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Tulpae and people.
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"I HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU."
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"You have?" Sorryman asked.
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"WE'LL, NOT REALLY. BUT I HAVE YOU NOW. I KNEW YOU'D COME."
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"You did?" Sorryman asked again.
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"WE'LL, NO, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! I AM ATHEIS~"
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"Yeah, we know." Kadoh interrupted.
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"Can we have our friends back?"
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"NO. I MUST CLEANSE THEM OF THEIR FAGGOTRY! THEY WILL BE CONVERTED INTO THE
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ATHEISMO MASTER RACE! TOGETHER, WE SHALL CLENSE RELIGION AND ALL OTHER RACES
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INFERIOR TO ATHEISMO!" Atheismo said, with a hint of excitement in his robotic
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voice.
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"DO YOU NEED TO BE SO GOD DAMN LOUD? We're indoors, fuck.." Sorryman said.
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"WELL, I SOMEONE FUCKED UP MY VOLUME KNOB! BRING OUT THE FIRST SUBJECT!"
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Atheismo ordered. A giant claw picked a random Tulpa out of the cage. When the
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claw lifted, it was carrying Chrysalis.
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"I demand you release me at once! I am your queen! RELEASE ME!!" Chrysalis
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barked. Atheismo then decreed," YOU ARE INFERIOR! YOUR FALLACIES OF RELIGION
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AND METAPHYSICALITY ARE PATHETIC AND SAD. YOU WILL BE CONVERTED AND CLEANSED OF
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YOUR FAGGOTRY!"
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Chrysalis then had a giant saw cut her skull open and had her brain placed in an
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equine model.
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Kadoh and Sorryman were laughing their asses off as she screamed about her
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changelings.
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When the brain integrated, Chrysalis's new body stood up and said," I am equine
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model number 2. I will cleanse the world of all those inferior sexually and
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physically."
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"EXCELLENT. PINKIE, TAKE HER TO THE BARRACKS."
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Pinkie, who was by Atheismo's side, nodded and guided Chrysa-bot away.
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"PLACE SORRYMAN AND KADOH IN THE CAGE!" Atheismo said. A giant claw swooped down
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at lightning speed and pick them up. They were placed in the cage. The claw then
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picked up Duke and placed him at the conversion table.
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"YOU ARE INFERIOR! YOUR LOY~"
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Atheismo was suddenly cut off when Duke said "What
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the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know
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I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in
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numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am
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trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
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You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with
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precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my
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fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think
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again, fucker. Prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the
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pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be
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anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's
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just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat,
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but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I
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will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the
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continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution
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your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would
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have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're
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paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will
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drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."
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Atheismo paused for a moment, then said "A-A-ATHEISMO DOES N-N-NOT FEAR THE
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INFERIOR!"
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"You wanna know something, Fede?"
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"ATHEISMO DOES NOT GO BY THE INFERIORS NAME!!" Atheismo screamed.
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Duke then replied,"I knew you. You were the biggest faggot anyone could ever
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meet. I mean, you couldn't stop shoving dicks up your ass for a single second!
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And ya know what? You're still the overlord of the faggots."
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Atheismo covered his metal head in extreme pain. "I...AM...ATHEISMO! I DO NOT
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BELIEVE IN ANY RELIGION! I DO NOT EMIT FAGGOTRY! I...AM....HETERO!"
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"No, you're a dick sucking faggot." Duke said.
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The people in the cages watched eagerly, hoping something good would happen.
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Duke, realizing he had only one viable option, did what he had to. He took his
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arm, unzipped his pants, and took out his 198 inch penis. He pulled a saw from
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his anal cavity and chopped of his penis. He then used the penis like a javelin,
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and threw it. It hit a big red button, that caused the cage doors open. The
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Tulpae and people ran out, while Atheismo, Pinkie, And Chrysalis and his
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robotic army behind him were still stuck in the base with Duke.
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Duke, realizing that he could not live with his precious phallus, smirked at
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Atheismo and the other bots holding their heads in pain as the faggotry
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streamlined in. As per Duke's instructions, Sorryman, Josh, and Kadoh sealed the
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cave entrance with the plank (after taping it back together, of course) and
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waited for the explosion.
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30 seconds later, the base blew up. The cave caved-in, and everyone died inside.
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Sorryman, Josh, and Kadoh saluted in front of the door, as a farewell to Duke.
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"Goodnight, sweet prince.." Sorryman whispered, as a tear streamed down his
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check. Duke sacrificed his manhood for them all. The never would forget that 198
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inch penis and Dukes skills with a Javelin.
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After a teary reunion with his Tulpa, Sorryman and Shy ate some s'mores with Smooze and Cruse.
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Kadoh, after finding Shin, Hash, and Lucifer, decided to go to sleep in his
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tent. When he got there, he saw SmoothPorcupine crying over Chrysalis.
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"I miss her so much..." Porcupine said in a sad tone with tears streaming down
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his face.
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK ME HAHAHA!!!!"
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Kadoh. He thought it was hilarious.
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Josh, who was traumatized about the Duke's penis, couldn't even look at his own
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penis for weeks without feeling cripplingly depressed.
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Nesterbones, who has had nothing to do with the story, was doing stuff.
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Nesterbones stuff. Whatever he does. Who cares?
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And Albatross is still dead.
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